Happy st paddys day
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03-17-2015, 11:17 AM
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Happy st paddys day
From a genuine Paddy from County Kildare, Ireland. Have a great day guys
Slainte!!!!
Ps..for those of you that may not know -
Paddy, Not Patty | A Modest Proposal to the People of the New World
Slainte!!!!
Ps..for those of you that may not know -
Paddy, Not Patty | A Modest Proposal to the People of the New World
#3
03-17-2015, 09:45 PM
As a 3rd generation Paddy, I think I can get away with this one:
So a Brit, a Scotsman, and an Irishman sit in a pub. The Brit says, "I wish I were at my old pub in London. Every time I drank four pints they gave me one for free."
The Scotsman shakes his head and warbles, "I'd love to be in my pub in Aberdeen. Every time I had two pints they gave me one for free."
Not to be out done, the Irishman pipes up, "That's nothing. At me pub in dublin they get give you free beer, free whiskey, and then take you upstairs and you get laid."
"Really," said the Brit.
"This really happened to you," asked the Scotsman
"Well, not to me personally, but it happens every Friday night to me sister."
So a Brit, a Scotsman, and an Irishman sit in a pub. The Brit says, "I wish I were at my old pub in London. Every time I drank four pints they gave me one for free."
The Scotsman shakes his head and warbles, "I'd love to be in my pub in Aberdeen. Every time I had two pints they gave me one for free."
Not to be out done, the Irishman pipes up, "That's nothing. At me pub in dublin they get give you free beer, free whiskey, and then take you upstairs and you get laid."
"Really," said the Brit.
"This really happened to you," asked the Scotsman
"Well, not to me personally, but it happens every Friday night to me sister."
#5
03-18-2015, 07:06 PM
As a 3rd generation Paddy, I think I can get away with this one:
So a Brit, a Scotsman, and an Irishman sit in a pub. The Brit says, "I wish I were at my old pub in London. Every time I drank four pints they gave me one for free."
The Scotsman shakes his head and warbles, "I'd love to be in my pub in Aberdeen. Every time I had two pints they gave me one for free."
Not to be out done, the Irishman pipes up, "That's nothing. At me pub in dublin they get give you free beer, free whiskey, and then take you upstairs and you get laid."
"Really," said the Brit.
"This really happened to you," asked the Scotsman
"Well, not to me personally, but it happens every Friday night to me sister."
So a Brit, a Scotsman, and an Irishman sit in a pub. The Brit says, "I wish I were at my old pub in London. Every time I drank four pints they gave me one for free."
The Scotsman shakes his head and warbles, "I'd love to be in my pub in Aberdeen. Every time I had two pints they gave me one for free."
Not to be out done, the Irishman pipes up, "That's nothing. At me pub in dublin they get give you free beer, free whiskey, and then take you upstairs and you get laid."
"Really," said the Brit.
"This really happened to you," asked the Scotsman
"Well, not to me personally, but it happens every Friday night to me sister."
good one....but...........Finny beat you to the punch and shared that one last year haha
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03-19-2015, 02:23 PM
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One Of My Favorites
The three boys working on a building site in London, englishman, irishman n scottsman. Well it was payday and boys decided instead of heading home to the wives they would head to the local red light shop. So off they go, they get to the door and there is a big sign on the door
" SPECIAL TODAY ONLY - $10 BJs, $20 BJs and $30 BJs"
So englishaman said he would go get the $10 one and come out n tell the boys how it was. So of he goes, comes back out and the boys were like "well, how was it??"
Englishman: - " it was lovely, whipped cream all around it, pineapple ring on top and licked it all off, best BJ ever"
Scottsman: "Thats it, im getting the $20 one"
Off he goes and comes back out little later, boys again were like "well how was it"
Scottsman - "Ach Aye, whipped cream all around it, pineapple ring, chocoloates syrup on top of that, best bj ever"
Irishman - "grand, im going for the $30 one den"
Comes back out a litle while later "oh jaysus boys, holy ****e, un fg believable"
Boys: - "Well what she do??"
Irishman: - "whipped cream, pineapple ring, then chocolate syrup, then a dollup of icecream, then sprinkles, then finished it with a cherry on top. Boys, it looked so good, I ate the fg ting meself"
" SPECIAL TODAY ONLY - $10 BJs, $20 BJs and $30 BJs"
So englishaman said he would go get the $10 one and come out n tell the boys how it was. So of he goes, comes back out and the boys were like "well, how was it??"
Englishman: - " it was lovely, whipped cream all around it, pineapple ring on top and licked it all off, best BJ ever"
Scottsman: "Thats it, im getting the $20 one"
Off he goes and comes back out little later, boys again were like "well how was it"
Scottsman - "Ach Aye, whipped cream all around it, pineapple ring, chocoloates syrup on top of that, best bj ever"
Irishman - "grand, im going for the $30 one den"
Comes back out a litle while later "oh jaysus boys, holy ****e, un fg believable"
Boys: - "Well what she do??"
Irishman: - "whipped cream, pineapple ring, then chocolate syrup, then a dollup of icecream, then sprinkles, then finished it with a cherry on top. Boys, it looked so good, I ate the fg ting meself"