well that wasn't nearly as funny as you said it was. he wasn't high, nor did the cops show up.

edit: nevermind, there's a page 2. who the hell wrote a 3 page article on this ****??

"They said I would be arrested. I don't want to get arrested. I'm just a cat." LMAO, and he probably was high

 

The cops were involved but were not mentioned in the paper.
Now, ask yourself, what would it take to get you in a tree and meowing like a cat? besides money or something like that?
to me it would take some thing pretty damn potent to get me to want to do that