yup thats right i got a kill in my slow *** 4.7. so heres how the story goes... so my wife wakes me up from a nap sayin shes hungry, ok lets go get some subway. go get the food no prob. heres where it gets interesting. so gettin back on the road its a two lane road with a turn lane in the middle, so i pull out in a break and get in teh middle lane and accelerate so i can merge effortlessly. get in to the lane and just ridin normal, up s. pine in cabot its a 45 until you get around the school than its a 35, 25 if theres children present. so i slow down being responsible adult that i am. and i notice that this vehicle is comin up fast, well he comes up on my *** and i can tell that he brakes hard cause i see his lights dip down. well im thinkin ok he didnt notice that i was here so were cool. but goin on down the road the guys ridin my ***, i mean like hard. if my truck were to **** he would of tasted it. if it werent for my preggo wife being in the pass seat i would of brake checked that ***. so i play it cool and go up to this light where it turns into a two lane but the right lane is just for turning. well i leave about two car lengths between the car in front of me just cause, and as soon as the road opens up for the turn lane this *** behind me guns it and passes me in the right hand lane than comes back over in my lane..... now if my pregnant wife wasnt in the truck i would have sold this dodge ram to this fool. but i slam on the brakes and avoid a colision only to get cussed out by my wife(oh im so happy)
so as were sitiin there at this red light i just let him have it, all lights on horn justa blastin, we sit there for about 2 min, and my wife says what happened and im like whatcha talkin bout, turns out my horn blew somthing after being abused for 3 min straight.well after the light it opens back up to a two lane after a short merge lane. so since this guy cut me off and hes an OU fan i gotta letem have it, so im on his *** and blastin him with all my lights. well sharkhunter can back me up on this, the four lane turns back into a two lane after the next light and the left lane is what all the locals know to use cause the right lane merges...... well it just so happens we pull up next to eachother mostly cause of him slammin on his brakes so we could be next to eachother.... oh btw its a black avalanche, a newer one, no idea what engine hes got, but hes got a system cuz i could here him playin some rap, with his sideways visor(so gangsta!) well the wifes trying to roll up her window but i have the lock on so shes gettin pissed off saying dont get pissed offf baby..... than the dude revs his none exhaust havin engine and i give her the look that says it all..... and she shuts up!LOLZ.i tell her that im puttin it in tow/haul mode....(so she puts on her seatbelt) ok so hers the picture, im in the left lane and the queerbate in the avalanche is in the right. the right is a turn or go straight but everyone knows that it ends ahead. so he has to beat me or he is gonna run into a parking lot and bust his tires. so i turn off the husband ear, meaning i start to power brake while my wifes screamin.... and in that moment im lovin it just listening to my exhaust kickin *** and than i hear this high buzzin noise and than the light turns green...... the guy in the ave makes some chirp noise but i get away clean cuz my truck wont skirt the tires unless im on a gravel road, and im infront of this duds cuz the good start, but he starts closin the gap lolz, my wifes like floor it! and im like i did from tha start!but i keep in front of him for about a quarter mile and than i see him slam on the brakes and go into the parking lot! lol i had a gang of ricers behind me that stuck on my *** so the queer couldnt get over lolz!

so i need a new horn, im thinkin a train horn i know i need a compressor but how hard is it to hook up to the old switch?

 

nice kill with the 4.7 power house....

 

man, now i can see why some people say books are better then the movie version of the book.

so were the gang of ricers like speeding along behind u. becuz u both would of been doing atleast twice the speed limit

 

great story man!

 

yeah they were on my ***, cus everyone hates people that get in that lane, man i felt like vin diesel only with out the baldness and raspy voice

 

we should start a 4.7 kill club, hahaha.