That ain't chit, I pulled a 34 footer with my 20" Next bike

 

Well to be fair it is a honda...so they can do absolutely anything. Did you know that you only have to change your oil in a honda every 100k miles? back on topic...rent a 2500/3500 to move the camper

 

I pulled a 42' with just a string tied to my nuts.

 

...ok im back. sorry i just peed a little. had to go change

frog you're one funny sob

 

Thats nothing...I went to school with a girl who hooked up a 42' to each ovary and strolled a 10.89 in a 1/4 mile

 

ok this has gotten out of hand. someone close this thread

 

Rofl

 

She must have been a bull dike.

 

but seriously OP if you tried to tow a 38 footer with a 1/2 ton you would destroy your truck and probably every other car on the road. the hemi may have the power for it but your brakes would definently fail, your springs arent designed for anything close to that. in fact you would probably bend your frame given a good enough bump.
very long story short (i didnt even mention half of what could happen), dont even do it for fun.

 

I bet a Prius could do it