so my friend says his dodge 5.9 has more ***** than my 01 z71(5.3) i say ok. so he keeps talking sh*t and i get fed up with it. i tell him lets go run them. he has flowmaster exhaust as well as i do. we are at a light and a four door ford (belong to another friend, 4.6) lines em up with me and my buddies dodge. the light turns green and him and the ford take off im not even flooring it (clowning on them ) i was in first gear scratched around three times and just put i back on D around 25 mph, by the time we were going 65 or 70 i was already a truck and a half ahead of him by the time we hit 90 i was like 3 trucks ahead of him, so we get down and he doesnt say a word so now its my turn to talk **** to him, i was telling him dodge dont got **** on chevy and that not even a hemi would beat me, after that he called his friend that actually has a hemi (daytona). we line them up from zero and i beat him to (not as bad) but i beat him by about half a truck by the time we were hitting 70 i let go and he passes me up, he says he smokes me so i tell him to race my brothers 1991 351 windsor truck ( it has header and two flows) my brother agreed and they were off, from a 25 mph punch by the time they were hitting 60 he was already a full truck ahead of him my brother was suprised he even beat him his truck has around 26x,xxx miles on the odometer so i guess dodge trucks arent really that fast


LETS THE BURNING COMMENCE

ps: its a true story its up to yall if yall want to believe it or not

 

You are such a hardcore street racer, you know that?

Why is this in 3rd gen?

 

maybe because both dodges were 3RD generation ?!?!?!?!

 

5.9s were in GEN 2s. 2002 up (GEN 3) were Hemi or 4.7. I Love Chevy and Ford guys posting BS. I have taken every Chevy that has tried.

 

ok so your a dodge guy and you didnt know they still made 5.9's *cough* stupid *cough*

besides im not troyng to say your truck is not fast just that these two werent

 

were off, from a 25 mph punch by the time they were hitting 60 he was already a full truck ahead of him my brother was suprised he even beat him his truck has around 26x,xxx miles on the odometer so i guess dodge trucks arent really that fast



Do you know when to stop drinking, you stop when your drunk, because if you dont guess what happens to you, cmon, guess, *cough* stupid *cough*
You get WASTED

 

The Hemi wasn't introduced until 2003, and it wasn't until late in 2003 when the Hemi was available in the 1500s.

Since the types of trucks aren't mentioned, I'm saying this guy has a RC SB, and raced a QC Daytona 4x4, and the 360 is rather overmatched with the weight of the Ram, and since there is at least half a ton difference in weight, then I'm going to say that if you lost you should go hide in a hole and shoot yourself twice. Since you won though you should just go in a hole and shoot yourself, it's really a very pleasing experience.

God, I hate trolls.

 

I used to have a 5.7 GMC Sierra...i thought it was a swift little truck until I got my Hemi...Your chevy story is lame, whack, and pointless...Too bad we do not live anywhere close to each other because you could bring all of those little trucks down to Texas and get smoked like a ****ing spliff...anyway, have a gee golly swell day! one love-

 

I would have hoped you won. The weight difference alone would have burried him

Now my blood runs Chevy orange, but if you think your truck is fast, let the power do the talking. You think people here actually give a sh*t about your kill story? When I signed up here, I never said anything about my Chevelle being able to beat a majority of the cars here. Yea, I have a low 11 second car, but I don't go around talkin' sh*t, I let the mill speak for itself. Why? Because most people would have two opinions: 1) I don't care and 2) Your full of sh*t. So go away, and if your truck ain't running in the 10's your really not that impressive.

And no matter how fast your truck is, its still ugly as hell. For what the Dodge may "lack" (and I use that very loosely) in the ***** department, it makes up for in style.

Chris

 

Thats not what I meant. You posted it HERE as well.