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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 05:43 PM
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Its apples and oranges,I never said I could out pull a CTD ,but if you want to pull,now your in my arena,lemmie hook8000 TONS to your ctd and I will use my work diesel. Its all a matter of perspective.If ya'll are getting spanked by a brand X suv,I sure wont have a problem blowing a CTD away! I am well aware of the potential that lies in waiting in the diesels,If you read my original post I am refering to stock vehicles. Although,I have been watching and competing in NHRA drag racing for 20 years,havent seen a diesel prostock yet. Again,apples and oranges. I have some nice mods done to my truck,but its no hot rod,neither is yours. I will be more than happy to make a trip to the drag strip with ya,Ill bring my Demon. Surely you can out run that old antique,it still has a carburator on it!!
Once again.....my dad will beat up your dad.

Hang on...let me break out the big, fat, black crayola crayon and spell it out in idi'ish for ya!

You said.....YOUR Hemi will walk all over a CTD.

I said....I'll pay for YOUR tank of gas in YOUR truck and YOUR track fees for a vid and time slip of YOUR TRUCK......

Not your WORK truck.......not your DEMON......YOUR TRUCK w/ YOUR HEMI!

This ain't the show Pinks.....I ain't giving you a fender......I'll turn off my Juice and Attitude (I'll even focus the camera on the Attitude monitor so you can see I ain't cheatin').

Better yet, I'll focus the camera on my diff cover and tail pipe, 'cause that's all that Hemi will see.............Stock for stock!

Here is another one for your 20 years of racing experience.....what is significant about the number 5252? Riddle me that batman and I'll give ya a little more school on your Hemi.

Bring it or get to steppin'
 
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 06:58 PM
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The name Horseapples suits you perfect.



 
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 07:02 PM
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Well,just got back from an experiment,I took the tuner out,back to stock,cant do anything about the headers or mufflers,but I put the stock air box back on,showed my neighbor your non sense,and we went for a test,his 2006 ctd against my 2004 gas burner. no contest. you might want torethink your offer.
 
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 07:09 PM
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oh yea,almost forgot (Torque x Engine speed) / 5,252 = Horsepower
 
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 07:30 PM
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Thank you! Heres something you guys will like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuF9pOcR1Qk

http://inlinediesel.com/deathmatch/
 
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 08:26 PM
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aight guys. . .cool it off a bit.
 
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 08:35 PM
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Well,just got back from an experiment,I took the tuner out,back to stock,cant do anything about the headers or mufflers,but I put the stock air box back on,showed my neighbor your non sense,and we went for a test,his 2006 ctd against my 2004 gas burner. no contest. you might want torethink your offer.
This will be the last I put on this. My offer is there. A tank of gas and the track fee at your local stip for the fast run. You post up a vid and a time slip and I'll do the same. Winner gets a free day at the track.

You gonna man up or should I put this pink punk card back in the deck?

I'll take your answer on vid. Otherwise, have a nice day,
 
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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 08:51 PM
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I am fine,cool as a cucumber,no problems at all. I have all the respect in the world for the CTD,its without a doubt the finest diesel on the market. I dont know why Cumminalong is so hot under the collar,I guess i hurt his pride. I have no problem listening to his opinion and will consider any and all well thought out points of view. after all,at the end of the day,all this bickering means absoloutly nothing,it doesnt have any impact on my life at all. I certainly wont lose any sleep worying about this forum! Everybody have a great day!
 
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Old Apr 15, 2007 | 01:58 AM
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Well,just got back from an experiment,I took the tuner out,back to stock,cant do anything about the headers or mufflers,but I put the stock air box back on,showed my neighbor your non sense,and we went for a test,his 2006 ctd against my 2004 gas burner. no contest. you might want torethink your offer.

not tryin to butt in here. in this alleged "experiment" of yours, were ya on a track with cameras and officials?

this goes for every vehicle ever produced.........if you buy a ctd today, it may not run as well as the one you buy tomorrow. same for anything out there. now I do LOVE my CTD as old as it may be!!!

just cause you wooped on yo boy next door doesnt mean he knows how to drive, or that he didnt let you win!?!??!!?

anyway, enough said.

this thread is like arguin over which computer processor to buy, or which hooker performs better.....
 
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Old Apr 15, 2007 | 02:20 AM
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I agree Baja, heres the poop. I cannot remove my cam,gears,(4.56:1) torque converter or exhaust,so I cant go back to bone stock. I did remove my tune and close and bleed the n2o. My buddys CTD is bone stock,he wont touch it while its still under warranty. He drives VERY well,his race car is a 4 speed Dart with a big block,so he is no stranger to shifting. We ran twice,I won the first by about 5 legnths,I gave him 2 on the second run and beat him by 2. We used his GPS to mark the 1/4 mile. His is a 2500 quad 2 wd mine is a swb single cab. Not exactly fair weight wise,but not much I can do about that.To be honest,givin my gear and cam,it would probubly be a dead even race bone stock. I am in awe of the CTD,my point is that the HEMI deserves some respect too! They respond well to power mods and are reliable engines when properly cared for.
 
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