Hello my friends. Hope everyone, AND THEIR RIGS, are doing well. I watched Sharx's video. Jesus I laughed so hard, raw snot shot out of my nostriles the instant I saw the word Mayfair....LMAO.

It amazing what you can do these days with a computer. I treated myself to a fully loaded machine 2 years ago. Haven't done much other than this site, the lottery #s, and nudie type material...lol. What a waste. I may go laptop and dump this thing.

What have I missed along the way of comedy on this site? Mayfair was gonna buy some gauges. When I worked for the railroad, I was able to reject a train if the lead loco didn't have a clean toilet and a working A/C unit. I only did it once my whole career. But I'm with ya Mayfair. No A/C sucks. If I could find a vacuum pump,I'd ship it to you and talk you through the whole thing by phone......lol.

Hey Sharx......can you make that same video and use Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls"?!?!?!?!?!?...lol. It's a kickass song.

I'm not much into that "artistic expression" known as rap. Makes me want to use a tazer when I hear that stuff.........


Ok guys, 5 down and 2 to go. I was told I can have both procedures done at the same time in 2 weeks. I will be back.


I just can't imagine Mayfair's response to the calendar...... That is some funny **** he is going up against. I will always bet my cash on Mayfair's comeback. That would make a killer race horse name.lol. "Mayfair's Comeback"

You can add your own horse pics too!!!! LOL

Stay safe guys. (and gals)

Good luck with ALL our rides.

 

Your in luck brotha...I did [8D]

You should have seen my wifes face when I put her head on Pamela Andersons body...need I say she wasnt impressed

 

good to hear your doing better. . .but I do have one burning question. . .how long did it take you to type all that out. . .did you do it word by word over the span of a few days???

 

I have a helper Chimpanzee. Her name is Riafyam.





When I get done typing, she is going to do a write up called "Monkey Wrenches, a Retrospective".


LOL.

PEACE!

 

WAZZ UUUUUP !!!!

I'm glad to hear that your doing better and that things wil be wrapping up for you soon. How do the fingers feel that were operated on? I'm sure your ladyfriend enjoys your newly swelled up fingers !!



Ya gotta find that silver lining in everything dude !!

 

I don't understand.................?

 

Really ??

I didn't think it was that difficult.

Ok, lets say that you wanted to MANUALLY stimulate your lady's " In Bin " .... with your new fatter fingers ....

Get it now, or do I hafta draw pictures?

 

NOOOOO!!!...no pictures please...especially if you have to draw them []

 

Yes Mayfair. As a matter of fact, I DO respond better to visual aides.

Thank you.

 

You asked for it ...