hehehe

 

Two elderly men and Sharx are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The seventy-year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to tinkle."
The eighty-year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a BM."
Ninety-year old Sharx says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I flop like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."

 

I just lived that one out while reading it hehehe

 

Signsthat sharxs isGrowing Old
Do you knowsharxs isgrowing old? Here are the signs 1. Forgetting names, 2. Forgetting faces, 3. Forgetting to zip up, 4. Forgetting to zip down

 

shadys back??????

 

yes, but I dont know why... you guys are mean hehehe

 

Old man Sharxs was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called Jimmydaleo, bajafun andjakebrake to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, Jimmydaleo suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new ATS transmission."

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said bajafun, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a newframe for the baja bug which cost $20,000."

Jakebrakewas aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."

 

 

 

hummmm