OMG. you killed me Drew. I think we should take up a collection to get Drew a 12V powered camcorder to permanently mount in his truck. If those tree huggers only knew how bad they've been duped by Toyotaand that ugly azz little "Hidden Polution" piece of ****e, and don't even get me started on how they believe the freakin LIARS on the TV news... They should just say thanks to any one who serves this country![:@]


I got to smoke someone out last weekend while camping. Me and the family are riding around the campground just putting along in second gear at like <10 mph. I get to the last loop in the campground (plenty of soot built up in the exhaust from dragging around) and there is a bunch of people in the road chatting, and kids on bikes and such. Being the good camper I am I roll up with the clutch in and come to a stop so they can move. No one does, so I ease forward a little. Still no movement and they're looking right at me. So I roll forward some more and they barely give me enough room to get through, and the kids are right next to my truck! Well now I'm pissed. Soooo I grab FIRST gear and ease off the clutch and just before my exhaust pipe gets near them...... you guessed it to the floor it goes! Well I don't have a TST but my little XZT will give me a short burst of coal. Perfect timing on my part mom and the kids who were standing there blocking me got it right in the face!Well it turns out Dad was some kinda cop or something and he chased me down... wasn't hard I never broke the 15 mph speed limit. We had a little discussion, I agreed not to smoke his kids out if he kept em off the street, and then parted ways.

 

lol i really need to stop by some of these other forums more often. if only there was a video of this it would be awesome.

 

i am crying i am laughting so hard from this thread!!

 

Nick. . .I remember a while back an article that broke down which cars over their complete lifetime polluted the most and the hybrids were at the top of the list since the nickle that use in the batteries is mined from cananda, refined in germany, then constructed in japan. and they only last 100K. a hummer H2 will last 250K and everything is home grown for the most part and it only gets 10mpg and pollutes less due to that.

 

That's what I was referring to when I used the "hidden poluter" term. I read the article when you posted it. People are just plain dumb sometimes.

 

I am proud of you Drew for using the dark side in a positive way, lol. That was the best post on here in days.

 

Good one there Drew, That's the kind of humor that hollywood spends big bucks on, and here it is, up front and personal. I had to re-read it a few times, that's just too funny. But then, I just get disgusted with that damn idiot. The nerve ofthat guy, like he's going to change the world ( in his mind ), by screwin with complete strangers. He keeps dickin around, and he'll end up as a statistic on some chart. This dude thinks he's setting you or others straight, all the while he goes home and beats his wife or molests some inocent child. What goes around - comes around, and I'm glad you were there to give him what was coming around, or rather coming in...........his open door! HAAAAAAAAAAA

 

I got one kinda like that my brother drives an 89 cummings with it turned up which blows out ALOT of black smoke he was leavin lunch one day headed back to work and stopped at a store on the side of the highway while his buddy went in prisoners were out mowin the grass but one of them was on one of those zero turn mowers jackin around not even mowin just poppin wheelies and doin 360's well that guy finnally come out of the store and my brother pulled out fixin to get on the highway and that prisoner pulled up to his tailpipe well when the smoke cleared the prisoner was flippin him the bird i told him that he got ur tag number and was goin to come and find u when he got out of jail

 

x2!

I wonder if that guy learned anything from his little fit... probably not

FYI- Not all CAs are like that... but being a native CA myself I could have guessed the plates from the story alone...

 

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I started getting hysterical with the line above, and it only got better from there. EXCELLENT job Drew !! I think we've found a new thread to sticky at the top. This can be the beginning, and all of the posts after it can be other stories of how somebody else "Smoked Em Out"

Tree huggers are getting outta control abit. I just read today about some poor guy who a a 3 week old hummer who came home to find 4 tires slashed, all of his windows broken, and some sort of " This is from your Environment " note on there. If this kinda BS keeps happening, it's only a matter of time until these tree huggers become "recycled"