Im sorry

1.) No space suits that show your moose knuckle
2.) All ugly dogs must have a bag over thier head at all times when in public.
3.) No neon lights on your space suit.
4.) All beer cans must be properly disposed of after consumption.
5.) Anydriver leaving a stopped position without tire smoke will be cited for Non-exhibition of speed, punishable by 24 hours in Jakes trailer or 6 months in space confinement. (Your choice)
6.) And diesel pumps only.
7.) Diesel fuel 25 cents a gallon!!!

 

25 cents wtf I want free man.

 

Hey now, I have to pay the topless gas station attendants...they dont grow on trees ya know. geeze

 

Will the attendants wash my windows?

 

And what do I get??? Hun you guys get all the toys -- what about me??

 

You get to be the crazy frog DJ!!! keep the party jumping

 

you know...we could set ya up in your own plush pad with 70's and 80's rock n roll blarin on the stereo and cummins engines revin every where!!

 

 

Us as neighbors...what more could ya want darlin? hehehe

 

If you get a spot next to mayfair, you'll get to see him work on his truck in his skivvies[:-]