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Married.... Divorced
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RE: Married.... Divorced
ORIGINAL: jakebrake
im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
or want a divorce
it doesn't care if I stay out late
it doesn't bitch about the money i make
we'll be together till the end
it won't sleep with my best friend
im gonna get down on one knee
and ask my truck if it'll marry me
i'll never drive another car
we'll honeymoon at the titty bar
we're gonna have the time of our life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
you think im crazy, but listen to this
i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no
wedding ring won't cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup
pickup truck
im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
or want a divorce
it doesn't care if I stay out late
it doesn't bitch about the money i make
we'll be together till the end
it won't sleep with my best friend
im gonna get down on one knee
and ask my truck if it'll marry me
i'll never drive another car
we'll honeymoon at the titty bar
we're gonna have the time of our life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
you think im crazy, but listen to this
i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no
wedding ring won't cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup
pickup truck
Still single, never married but have left a trail of broken hearts. However, when I picked up my pickup at the dealership yesterday I think I feel in la la. Saw a gal that was pert near, well I have to admit a little bit more sexythan the 1 ton dually she had just purchased! No ring... but that don't mean nothing. Might have used her settlement money to get the new CTD!
ok bad post.... but couldn't help it.
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Joined: Jun 2007
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RE: Married.... Divorced
Let'see here 34 years old just had 15th anniversary in September.
I bought the truck about 6 months ago, and like the previous two trucks I purchased she was not there with me. I did let her chose between the Metallic Silver or the Metallic Khaki on this one, (I stopped by the house to take her for a ride on the test drive).
My wife is great, she puts up with all my crap and has never told me "NO" when I wanted to do anything or buy anything. She takes good care of me and the 2 boys. SO I definitely got no complaints!
I bought the truck about 6 months ago, and like the previous two trucks I purchased she was not there with me. I did let her chose between the Metallic Silver or the Metallic Khaki on this one, (I stopped by the house to take her for a ride on the test drive).
My wife is great, she puts up with all my crap and has never told me "NO" when I wanted to do anything or buy anything. She takes good care of me and the 2 boys. SO I definitely got no complaints!
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Joined: Dec 2006
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RE: Married.... Divorced
ORIGINAL: lilfroger
Age: 30
# Years Married: 8
Years before truck: ummm how long have we had it got to be 7
ORIGINAL: savage.basher
OK, if you vote happy I require that you put your age and the number years been married and number of years beenmarried before purchasing the truck, for further investigation into the matter.
OK, if you vote happy I require that you put your age and the number years been married and number of years beenmarried before purchasing the truck, for further investigation into the matter.
# Years Married: 8
Years before truck: ummm how long have we had it got to be 7
Professional
Joined: Aug 2004
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RE: Married.... Divorced
Bought the truck not long after we started dateing. . .she knew I was going to getit anyway. . .been married for 2 years now, she knows where the priorities lay. . . .cooking dinner
Champion
Joined: Aug 2006
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RE: Married.... Divorced
I dont understand why woman get so jealous of a truck....they never bother to ask them selves why we might spend so much time and money on them because gawd knows it can be anything theyve done or not done hehehe...women...cant live with em...cant twist into balloon animals...
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Joined: May 2006
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RE: Married.... Divorced
I will be happily divorced in December, lol. My truck runs great, I interview with the city for general supervisor over power distribution on the 28th, (although, I really want the line job, it's an extra $15 G's a year, and I'm more qualified) and I'm getting primary custody of my daughter. I would say that since I agreed to divorce "stupid", my life is steadily getting better. OH, and did I mention that I just met this really hot and very very sweet girl that is only 5 days older than me, and absolutely loves my daughter.
My truck runs great, I interview with the city for general supervisor over power distribution on the 28th, (although, I really want the line job, it's an extra $15 G's a year, and I'm more qualified) and I'm getting primary custody of my daughter. I would say that since I agreed to divorce "stupid", my life is steadily getting better. OH, and did I mention that I just met this really hot and very very sweet girl that is only 5 days older than me, and absolutely loves my daughter.