Welcome back to the good ole U.S. of A.

 

Moon landings? Drew re-produced? Sharx is a butt-boy? Demon is ....... where the hell is Demon?

Oh yeah.....and Jr Mechanic still has Dakota???? Just teasin ya man.

tdmopar......nice new ride. Congrats! [sm=bounceybounce.gif]

I don't have any new pics of the truck. It's been sitting since I left. The last thing I did was de-badge it before I left. Other than that, the only time it's gone out has been the wife taking it to get firewood.

I tell ya what, it is sure nice being home. I thought I hated Asscrackistan........I go back there in heartbeat compared to this rat-hole of a country I'm in now. What a waste of my friggin time. I swear, I now fully understand why the government doesn;t get a damn thing done in a timely manner. You see, there is this lovely little organization in the US Government called the State Dept. HOLY CRAP!!! These are the most useless individuals / (dis) organization on the planet. What did they do, find every lazy, incompetent, over-paid individual on the planet and put them in one organization?

Anyways, enough of my ranting already.

So who's all the Newb's I've missed in the last 6 months....

Whoa, whoa, whoa.....Mayfair finally chipped his truck???? What happened, his wife made him sell the scoot? Hehehe!

 

Who's the dealer? Are they local or up your way?

Ahhh, never mind, I just saw his post right before mine. Bremen, huh? That's good to know. I sure as hell won't ever go back to the local dealer here. I think we all know that story.....[:@]

 

Here's your dealer ... Parts/Service

Yeah dude I've been going hog wild since you left. Check out the DIY threads up top. I put an Edge Comp Box on to help me mileage wise. I think I gained maybe 1mpg.

Check out my NEW Ram though !!

 

Obviously not THAT much has changed....

I'm gonna have to go see him. I need a set of tow mirrors.

 

There's a rumor circulating that if you go to see him he'll hook you up with flags and koozies. We have a standard rule here though that 1/2 of all stuff obtained from parts/service MUST be promptly shipped to me

Sorry dems da rules ...

 

and please explain to me Mayfair exactly when you started playing by the rules???


Actually if anything has changed around here while you've been gone Mayfair has gotten nicer I think he is getting soft in his old age!

 

icks - nay on the ules - ray !!!

He's been gone for over a year... he don't know no different ...

 

Dude, I've only been gone since June. It's not like I've gotten stupid(er) in that time.

I still know Mr. Mayfair's game. Besides, I get a cut of his take.

Come on now, you didn't think I'd entice him out for nothing???

 

Okay, here's the million dollar question...

Where are some pics of Mayfair laying waste with his new chip? [sm=gears.gif]

Or is he really sticking to that "I get better mileage" crap? [sm=confused06.gif]

"Paging Nurse Mayfair......Nurse Mayfair.....Please come to the circumcision room and collect your belongings..."