Ever since the accident
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Ever since the accident
I went to the pub with my grandfather and bought a couple of pints of beer.
My grandfather looked at his beer for a second and then, "SLURP", he drank it down in one go.
"Are you alright grandad?" I asked. "Yep" he said. So, I went to the bar and bought another two pints.
Again, he looked at it for a second and then, "SLURP", down it all went again in one go.
"Come on grandad. Tell me why you're drinking like that."
"It's ever since the accident," he said.
"What accident's that?" I asked.
"I was in here last night and some bastard spilled my beer."
My grandfather looked at his beer for a second and then, "SLURP", he drank it down in one go.
"Are you alright grandad?" I asked. "Yep" he said. So, I went to the bar and bought another two pints.
Again, he looked at it for a second and then, "SLURP", down it all went again in one go.
"Come on grandad. Tell me why you're drinking like that."
"It's ever since the accident," he said.
"What accident's that?" I asked.
"I was in here last night and some bastard spilled my beer."