heya devil jim!!!

Didn't even see this one. LMAO!!! Damn... you beat me to the subject... no pun intended of course!!!
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wait a minute dude, your are hackin your nuts off? I thought it was a vasectomy? Why the hell would you want to get rid of the boys? I guess you could always get a taxodermist to mount them so you can somehow hang them from your truck. REAL TRUCK NUTS!!

 

No worries jimmy, when they remove the boys you can just get them to put some of these in there for you, for aesthetics. http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

 

by "getting neutered", i thought you were gettin married again.

 

I will never get married again!!! and just getting a vasectomy. I already know that this will be a expensive divorce but screw it. all good things cost money

 

I had the ol' snip snip done a few years ago. There was a couple of times when it felt like they were pulling them out from your stomach. Just remember, ya gotta go give a "specimen" a few weeks later. You can have your wife give you a hand with that. OOps, should I have said that????

 

I think the boy will need to give himself the hand......

 

We will see. might have my next ex-wife give me a hand[&:]