LMAO !!!

Dude that cracked me up !! Good one bro !!

 

LOL,,, I just remember what was on my mind as a teenager. The bad thing is that I understand that young ppl are gonna do this, and I can MAKE my wife put my daughter on b/c,, but it doesn't stop aids. I can't wait till she starts dating and her b/f shows up at my door with his pants down around his thighs [:@], and his hat turned sideways [:@],, (can I tell you how much I wanna smack kids like this) Oh well,,,, the fun will never stop though. At least for now shes my little girl,,,,,,,(and I get panicy when strangers wanna pick her up [:@])

 

My friend Red is a CRAZY man !! When I say crazy, I mean I honestly don't know how he's managed to be as old as he is and managed to stay out of either jail or the institution. He really is crazy.

anyway ...

When his daughter became dating age and she told Red that so and so was comming over to pick her up, he'd ask her what his name was. Once she told him, he'd quietly go down to the basement and engrave the kids name on a 357 slug, re-load it, and then when the kid came over he handed it to the kid and told him that there were more where that cme from with the darkest stare you can imagine. If you knew Red, you KNEW he was serious.

I still don't think his daughter has ever had a steady boyfriend.

 

Thats me baby,,,, when her first b/f comes to the door,,, I'll be standin there in my boxers, combat boots, wearing kevlar (vest and helmet) and sharpening my knife. And if hes late bringing her home,,, well spend a couple hrs in the backyard doin "front back go's" and fire drills,,, . I'm startin to get excited,, this is gonna be fun .

 

well guys we can follow the 3 S rule "Shoot, Shovel, Shutup" i say that but im 18 so i might eventually date (though not likely) one of yall daughters if they are of my age age bracket at which point do not SSor S ok? :-)

 

Hey Drew!! Right on! When's the little one due? My first is due Aug, 6.

 

around the same time.

lets race[8D]

 

The due date is for reference only,, lol. My little girl was 2 weeks late,, she was healthy though,, she came out 9lbs 6oz. Shes already tall and slim,,, just like her mom.

 

I know all about the whole hospital thing. Lorie started out as a Post Delivery RN. then moved to another hospital and was a labor and delivery nurse. Now she does sonograms for high risk pregnancies, and initial scans.

 

heres an animation of the first few weeks of ultrasounds[8D]