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I tell ya,,,, if she had of been on the Titanic,, I think it would still be here 
. She could work for the coast guard as a human flotation device.
. She could work for the coast guard as a human flotation device.
Got to play with the new mods today, OMG I like em better than the truck! talk about a headache rack.....!
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in ten years what will she have between that she doesn't now?
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ORIGINAL: usafr
[:@] This reminds me,, my wife mentioned something about a boobjob not too long ago. Shes also said time and time again that she wants a new mustang, even though I bought her a new Honda Accord last May. See, I gotta be reaaaall careful what I buy, b/c that means she has to buy something also, except hers usually cost at least twice as much as mine did. Its a no win situation.
What does a wife and a condom have incommon?ORIGINAL: usafr
[:@] This reminds me,, my wife mentioned something about a boobjob not too long ago. Shes also said time and time again that she wants a new mustang, even though I bought her a new Honda Accord last May. See, I gotta be reaaaall careful what I buy, b/c that means she has to buy something also, except hers usually cost at least twice as much as mine did. Its a no win situation.
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They both spend more time in your wallet than they do on your d**k!!!!
Captain
Leave it to Mayfair........ Id be selling those MELONS by the hour!!!! Ooch!!! The WIFE walked in and saw the pic %^$#@ get the &^%$ of me!!!
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Leave it to Mayfair........ Id be selling those MELONS by the hour!!!! Ooch!!! The WIFE walked in and saw the pic %^$#@ get the &^%$ of me!!!
ORIGINAL: Watermelon
Leave it to Mayfair........ Id be selling those MELONS by the hour!!!! Ooch!!! The WIFE walked in and saw the pic %^$#@ get the &^%$ of me!!!
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When mine wanted new ones I found out later that was to impress the next future ex and not me.
A very common story anymore, I know ALOT ofsuddenly single guy's afterthat purchase.(length of the marriage not a factor either) It seems they get carried away with all the new found attention those garner.ORIGINAL: Captain Squalus
When mine wanted new ones I found out later that was to impress the next future ex and not me.