Boobs or cummins? LOOK and U decide
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Always bet on the truck, less likely to leave you, less likely to let you down, always willing to go out when you want to go out and always willing to do what you want when you want and how you want. Try saying that for most women!!
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I don't know what to tell ya! Whatever makes you happy.... I have heard that if your wife is happy, everyone is happy. I have also heard that a wife is like a condom.... spends more time in your wallet than on your d--k.
Not that I am one to judge, but they are sure nice....
Not that I am one to judge, but they are sure nice....
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Which do you get to play with more, the skinny pedal on your truck or her *****???
Pickup Truck
by Rodney Carrington
album:
im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
or want a divorce
it doesn't care if I stay out late
it doesn't bitch about the money i make
we'll be together till the end
it won't sleep with my best friend
im gonna get down on one knee
and ask my truck if it'll marry me
i'll never drive another car
we'll honeymoon at the titty bar
we're gonna have the time of our life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
you think im crazy, but listen to this
i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no
wedding ring won't cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup
pickup truck
Pickup Truck
by Rodney Carrington
album:
im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
or want a divorce
it doesn't care if I stay out late
it doesn't bitch about the money i make
we'll be together till the end
it won't sleep with my best friend
im gonna get down on one knee
and ask my truck if it'll marry me
i'll never drive another car
we'll honeymoon at the titty bar
we're gonna have the time of our life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
you think im crazy, but listen to this
i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no
wedding ring won't cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup
pickup truck