Top Ten Reasons Why I Love This Truck

#10: Yes, Virginia. This thing’s got a Hemi.

#9: These 305/70R17 Goodyear Wrangler MT/R’s are a perfect fit.

#8: With only about 1-1/2” of upward torsion tweak (according to the previous owner) I actually have a reason to use the grab handle to step up into this beast, & I’m just over six foot!

#7: When asked by inquisitive motorists at stoplights, “HEY!! ‘That thing gotta HEMI!?!”, I can throw down some Ted Nugent "Stranglehold", put on my best game face [8D], and simply reply:

“Yer ‘bout ta fine doubt.”

#6: Compared to my extended cab Silverado, this rack & pinion-equipped Ram regular cab turns on a frikkin’ dime!


#5:

#4: “SWEET!!”

#3: This truck came equipped from the previous owner with numerous lacerations in, and a wonderful little contusion on the bed floor, and showed evidence of having hauled hay. Any man that owns horses can’t be all bad. Plus, now the wife can’t bust my ***** over marring the bed, as it came pre-marred, whereas all my battle scars have occurred post-marriage. [:'(]

#2: Did I mention this thing’s got a Hemi?


And the #1 reason why I love this truck, is:

 

<----- Not because I think its bad! But because Im cryin with joy! Beautiful Man! I Salute You. and any man who has never had a blue oval nor bowtie on his TRUCK.

 

SRT-4 owners salute you....[sm=smiley2.gif]

 

305's damn man, thats nice.

 

Thanks, Jim S., Jim & Vader.

JS, your member profile shows that you’re an Auto Salvage Store Manager. What are the odds of locating a T-boned Graphite Metallic ‘02+ Ram Sport? I sure like the way my ride looks, just the way it is, but if I could show a little less chrome and give my truck the Sport look, it would absolutely make my day.

I think I'll start a "Top Ten Mods I'd Like to Make" thread.

Ciao.

 

Yes BammBamm, Got to love it...Keep up the great posts....