Top Ten Mods I'd Like to Make
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04-11-2004, 01:35 AM
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Top Ten Mods I'd Like to Make
Mud Guards
Okay. You talked me into it. You’re probly thinkin’:
Hey- I just wanna try ‘em out & see if they can help keep some excess swill off the ride.
If they look funky, oh well.
If they bust off in the heat of passion, oh well.
We’ll see if they’re worth the $80 Mopar’s askin’.
Kenne Bell Twin Screw Supercharger
…because I by God want one. That’s why.
(Racing helmet, fire suit, full roll cage, and parachute all sold separately.)
Snorkel
…for those times when the mudguards I mentioned earlier ain’t workin’ too well, due to the fact that they’re submerged under about two or three feet of rough seas during a routine tour of duty in the Hunt for Red October.
Sport Appearance Group
I ain’t a big fan o’ chrome. I like the Sport look. In fact, check this out:
http://www.getauto.com/autolinks_cardetail.html?x_dealer_id=AACXD&vinNum= 1D7HU16D53J573519
The link still shows the photos of one here in Wichita that sold earlier this year.
That, right there, is one, tough unit. Ain’t no doubt about it.
SRT-10 Hood
…because I said so.
Headers/Dual Cats/Healthy Exhaust
My wife really likes the way this Hemi sounds with the Ravin exhaust, probably because it's almost exactly like that of the roar of a Rwandan Striped-Assed Silverback Alpha Male Gorilla following a 250cc injection of a volatile cocktail of anabolic steroids, peyote juice concentrate and industrial-strength PCP, during a heated episode of Simultaneous Simian Combustion while passing a large gall stone through a constricted urethra at the height of an acute bladder infection.
I actually tend to agree with her, on this one. But the fact is, I don’t want, nor do I need to broadcast this motor. I want the performance without all the fanfare. There has to be a way to strike a reasonable balance between HP and dB's.
A Freaking Programmer That Actually Works
WE HEMI OWNERS DESERVE ONE!!
(Note: Probably not available in conjunction w/ Kenne Bell Twin Screw Supercharger, but then again, I ain’t got an extra four thousand dollars in discretionary income to monkey around with at the moment. Until that day comes, I want access to the mainframe, DC!)
Skyjacker D2601KS w/ Triple Shock Towers & Dual Stabilizers
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I WANT ONE OF YOU MARINES TO RUSH RIGHT OUT THERE TODAY, WHILE WE STILL HAVE A LITTLE DAYLIGHT LEFT, SLAP ONE O’ THESE PUPPIES ON YOUR RIG, AND GIVE US A FULL REPORT BY OH NINE HUNDRED EASTER SUNDAY.
THAT IS A DIRECT ORDER, PRIVATE PYLE. AND PRIVATE PYLE, I ALSO WANT YOU TO WIPE THAT DISGUSTING JELLY DONUT JIZZ OFF YOUR CHIN AND OH YEAH. BY THE WAY:
STOP LOOKING AT MY SISTER!!
THAT IS ALL.
Set of (4) Interco Tire Corporation Super Swamper Bogger BSW 37X13.00-17/10’s
…for superior traction off-road, and copious amounts of soothing tire hum on the Kansas Turnpike.
Cut Snake Model 275 Hydraulic Electric Winch
Googled for “Hydraulic winch” last night and ran across this one. I’ll bet I could get in all sorts of mischief w/ one o’ these Bad Lads.
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Sowaddayathink, so far? ‘Pretty lame list, huh. You’re probly goin’...
Regarding the add-ons, let me know if you think I’m either close to the timing mark, or just way off my roller rocker.
Or both.
Okay. You talked me into it. You’re probly thinkin’:
“Wait a minute. Didn’t he vote in the Mud Guard Poll for the option that said:
‘Yeah, okay, just not on my truck’??
I think Bamm’s losin' it, y'all...”
‘Yeah, okay, just not on my truck’??
I think Bamm’s losin' it, y'all...”
If they look funky, oh well.
If they bust off in the heat of passion, oh well.
We’ll see if they’re worth the $80 Mopar’s askin’.
Kenne Bell Twin Screw Supercharger
…because I by God want one. That’s why.
(Racing helmet, fire suit, full roll cage, and parachute all sold separately.)
Snorkel
…for those times when the mudguards I mentioned earlier ain’t workin’ too well, due to the fact that they’re submerged under about two or three feet of rough seas during a routine tour of duty in the Hunt for Red October.
Sport Appearance Group
I ain’t a big fan o’ chrome. I like the Sport look. In fact, check this out:
http://www.getauto.com/autolinks_cardetail.html?x_dealer_id=AACXD&vinNum= 1D7HU16D53J573519
The link still shows the photos of one here in Wichita that sold earlier this year.
That, right there, is one, tough unit. Ain’t no doubt about it.
SRT-10 Hood
…because I said so.
Headers/Dual Cats/Healthy Exhaust
My wife really likes the way this Hemi sounds with the Ravin exhaust, probably because it's almost exactly like that of the roar of a Rwandan Striped-Assed Silverback Alpha Male Gorilla following a 250cc injection of a volatile cocktail of anabolic steroids, peyote juice concentrate and industrial-strength PCP, during a heated episode of Simultaneous Simian Combustion while passing a large gall stone through a constricted urethra at the height of an acute bladder infection.
I actually tend to agree with her, on this one. But the fact is, I don’t want, nor do I need to broadcast this motor. I want the performance without all the fanfare. There has to be a way to strike a reasonable balance between HP and dB's.
A Freaking Programmer That Actually Works
WE HEMI OWNERS DESERVE ONE!!
(Note: Probably not available in conjunction w/ Kenne Bell Twin Screw Supercharger, but then again, I ain’t got an extra four thousand dollars in discretionary income to monkey around with at the moment. Until that day comes, I want access to the mainframe, DC!)
Skyjacker D2601KS w/ Triple Shock Towers & Dual Stabilizers
--->Link<---
I WANT ONE OF YOU MARINES TO RUSH RIGHT OUT THERE TODAY, WHILE WE STILL HAVE A LITTLE DAYLIGHT LEFT, SLAP ONE O’ THESE PUPPIES ON YOUR RIG, AND GIVE US A FULL REPORT BY OH NINE HUNDRED EASTER SUNDAY.
THAT IS A DIRECT ORDER, PRIVATE PYLE. AND PRIVATE PYLE, I ALSO WANT YOU TO WIPE THAT DISGUSTING JELLY DONUT JIZZ OFF YOUR CHIN AND OH YEAH. BY THE WAY:
STOP LOOKING AT MY SISTER!!
THAT IS ALL.
Set of (4) Interco Tire Corporation Super Swamper Bogger BSW 37X13.00-17/10’s
…for superior traction off-road, and copious amounts of soothing tire hum on the Kansas Turnpike.
Cut Snake Model 275 Hydraulic Electric Winch
Googled for “Hydraulic winch” last night and ran across this one. I’ll bet I could get in all sorts of mischief w/ one o’ these Bad Lads.
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Sowaddayathink, so far? ‘Pretty lame list, huh. You’re probly goin’...
“Bamm, you’ve finally gone over the edge, my friend. Here. Breathe into this bag for me, and go to your happy place until the nice people in the fancy white coats make their way down the street in thee-uhh… ice cream truck.
Yeah. That’s it.
The ice cream truck.”
Yeah. That’s it.
The ice cream truck.”
Or both.
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04-11-2004, 02:01 AM
RE: Top Ten Mods I'd Like to Make
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While Your at it see if it would be possible to mount one of these on the back![sm=smiley34.gif]
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Just Incase there's a country or somethin in the way![sm=smiley2.gif]
While Your at it see if it would be possible to mount one of these on the back![sm=smiley34.gif]
[IMG]local://upfiles/2606/Ec873991377.jpg[/IMG]
Just Incase there's a country or somethin in the way![sm=smiley2.gif]
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04-11-2004, 02:24 AM
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RE: Top Ten Mods I'd Like to Make
Good call!
Just as long as we leave room for one o’ these: Phalanx Close-In Weapons System
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Just as long as we leave room for one o’ these: Phalanx Close-In Weapons System
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RE: Top Ten Mods I'd Like to Make
Wow ummmm 500 hp sound good guys? probably like 600 ft torque 
thats a DEFINATE noticeable boost for your HEMI. If you ever have $6k laying around pick that up! You could like smoke srt-10's daily.
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Ok so anyway.... wow 500 hp... screw the other 9 mods wow.
BTW - www.vortechsuperchargers.com for 96-01 5.9L is what i think id get
thats a DEFINATE noticeable boost for your HEMI. If you ever have $6k laying around pick that up! You could like smoke srt-10's daily.[sm=smiley4.gif]
Ok so anyway.... wow 500 hp... screw the other 9 mods wow.
BTW - www.vortechsuperchargers.com for 96-01 5.9L is what i think id get