Racing in a Ford is like the special Olympics, even if you win you're still a retard.

A guy walks into a service station and says to the attendant
"hey have you got a gas cap for a ford?"
and the attendant says "yeah sure sounds like a fair swap"

Speed Kills...drive a Ford

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If it wasnt for Ford
Our Tools would Rust!

Ok , enough, poor 'ol Henry must be turnin in his grave, and its my bed time.

 

Hahah. How do you know all of these?? Good thing for fords, or we wouldn't have many jokes!! LOL

 

Little boys wear bowties, little girls ride ponies, real men drive Mopar!

 

Ahhh, good times