OOPSIE!!!
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OOPSIE!!!
Ummm, Thanks Crystal for the lovely text message... LOL!!!
So yeah every one!!! I'm on my way to a doctors appointment today, going 91 in a 50MPH zone... UT OH!!! Usually I'm lookin' out for the PO PO but, instead, I'm looking in my lap at the freegin' chocolate syrup that is leaking from my dayum frappacino and texting little miss SXYSRT THANG!!! LOL!!!
So, right as I look up I see the CHP in the oncoming traffic and I look in my mirror and he hit his freegin' breaks, SHIOT!!! I just pulled over before he even flipped his biotch! I knew I was busted.
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So, yeah, I stay calm, Didn't get pissy with him, didn't turn into BETTY BAD ***... He was totally cool with me BUTTTTTTT, he reached his hand in my window and rolled up the passenger side window half way then rolled it back down and said " you can't have that on the windows ... blah blah blah, yackady shmackady!" FAWK!!! So, he takes me stuffs and walks on back to his cruiser and Crystalmarie is texting me telling me to flirt with his ugly fat ***(PUKE).... ROFLMAO!!! I couldn't do it... But obviously, I was cute enough with out flirting because he only wrote me a fix it ticket for my front windows and gave me until Jan 7th to have it fixed told me to slow down so I didn't have to scrape myself up off the high way and said have a good day and winked at me (ewwwww) So, after my doc appointment, I called my buddy who's an officer and he said he'd make sure the ticket got signed off for me with out scrapping my tint. YAY YAY!!! (doing kartwheels)...
So any way, remember the crazy tweeker dude??? He's BAAAAACKKKK!!! When I was pulling into town, I rolled up on him and he came up beside me, looked into the car and then backed off!!! PAH AH HA HA HA HA HA ...... (shakes head in disbelief)...
I guess he didn't want to go another round with his STAGE 3... ROFLMAO...[:'(]
Any way, Hope you are all having a great day, well, night now. Have an awesome rest of the week.
Nic is doing good. I've been hearing from him this week finally. YAY YAY YAY!!! He reads this forum every day he can get on the computers over there...
Outtie!
~ It's all funny until some one loses an eye, then hey! Free eye ball! ~
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So yeah every one!!! I'm on my way to a doctors appointment today, going 91 in a 50MPH zone... UT OH!!! Usually I'm lookin' out for the PO PO but, instead, I'm looking in my lap at the freegin' chocolate syrup that is leaking from my dayum frappacino and texting little miss SXYSRT THANG!!! LOL!!!
So, right as I look up I see the CHP in the oncoming traffic and I look in my mirror and he hit his freegin' breaks, SHIOT!!! I just pulled over before he even flipped his biotch! I knew I was busted.
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][][][][][][]So, yeah, I stay calm, Didn't get pissy with him, didn't turn into BETTY BAD ***... He was totally cool with me BUTTTTTTT, he reached his hand in my window and rolled up the passenger side window half way then rolled it back down and said " you can't have that on the windows ... blah blah blah, yackady shmackady!" FAWK!!! So, he takes me stuffs and walks on back to his cruiser and Crystalmarie is texting me telling me to flirt with his ugly fat ***(PUKE).... ROFLMAO!!! I couldn't do it... But obviously, I was cute enough with out flirting because he only wrote me a fix it ticket for my front windows and gave me until Jan 7th to have it fixed told me to slow down so I didn't have to scrape myself up off the high way and said have a good day and winked at me (ewwwww) So, after my doc appointment, I called my buddy who's an officer and he said he'd make sure the ticket got signed off for me with out scrapping my tint. YAY YAY!!! (doing kartwheels)...
So any way, remember the crazy tweeker dude??? He's BAAAAACKKKK!!! When I was pulling into town, I rolled up on him and he came up beside me, looked into the car and then backed off!!! PAH AH HA HA HA HA HA ...... (shakes head in disbelief)...
I guess he didn't want to go another round with his STAGE 3... ROFLMAO...[:'(]
Any way, Hope you are all having a great day, well, night now. Have an awesome rest of the week.
Nic is doing good. I've been hearing from him this week finally. YAY YAY YAY!!! He reads this forum every day he can get on the computers over there...
Outtie!
~ It's all funny until some one loses an eye, then hey! Free eye ball! ~
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RE: OOPSIE!!!
LMAO!!! LIKE I KNEW HE WAS A FAT DUDE?!?! LOL!! Ha ha that was too funny! Its all my fault, if you weren't texting me you never would've seen fat boy sherlock holmes in his cruiser. Piggie!! *oink oink*. Tickets are sooo messed up! I get pulled over occasionally, for doing absolutely nothing, and cops are like "Could you step out of the car". "is this your car" "did you modify it". AND ITS ALWAYS THE FATTIE CAKES! God forbid some hot guy on the force pull me over. Though one did one time, he was my friend, and I had tint on my Stratus R/T and I see the lights behind me and I'm like SHIIIIIIT Then he hops out and hes like...told you I was gonna bust your ***** about the tint. We just started laughing and chatting, then went to get a coffee. It was sooo funny!
Though in June I got my first ticket. 65mph in a 15mph zone and passing an old lady on the wrong side of Colt State Park. I was driving in my Miata with the top down in a White Victoria's secret Bikini. Probably why I only got a warning. BWA HA HA!! Its fun being a chick! I got a 5-day tag for my front license plate being inside the grille, not on the car.....I was like **** them I'm not taking care of this. Paul took care of it for me *wink* Thanks Paul!!!! I.O.U. When my car comes back from the body shop, I don't even want front plate HOLES on there. Ha ha NO PLATE FO YOU! I'm taking the front plate off my Miata too. Its a leave collector, and the car looks so cute without it!
Sorry Cat!!! [&o]. Love ya Chickie!
Though in June I got my first ticket. 65mph in a 15mph zone and passing an old lady on the wrong side of Colt State Park. I was driving in my Miata with the top down in a White Victoria's secret Bikini. Probably why I only got a warning. BWA HA HA!! Its fun being a chick! I got a 5-day tag for my front license plate being inside the grille, not on the car.....I was like **** them I'm not taking care of this. Paul took care of it for me *wink* Thanks Paul!!!! I.O.U. When my car comes back from the body shop, I don't even want front plate HOLES on there. Ha ha NO PLATE FO YOU! I'm taking the front plate off my Miata too. Its a leave collector, and the car looks so cute without it!
Sorry Cat!!! [&o]. Love ya Chickie!
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RE: OOPSIE!!!
DAYUMIT!!! Maybe that's where I went wrong! I should have went to starbucks AFTER I got pulled over... Offered to buy him a coffee and then I wouldn't have even gotten the freegin' fix it ticket... ERRRRRRRRR!!!
Well, like they say in Texas! oil well... (now that was cheesy)... ROFLMAO!!!
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Well, like they say in Texas! oil well... (now that was cheesy)... ROFLMAO!!!
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RE: OOPSIE!!!
No silly, doughnuts, doughnuts. Its the only way to a fat a$# cop's heart. I always pull over and not let them chase me. I got busted doin tripple digits on the R6, and pulled over to wait for him. He was pissed I didn't jet!!!!!
He let me go, I stopped before I got into his town. Sucker. (" So, you think you got a fast ride boy?", fat hanging out with a week old cigar).
Did anyone see the Smokey and the Bandit marathon last week? Jackie Gleason is great. " Theres no way you came from my gene's. When I get home. I'm gonna punchh your momma right in the mouth". Classic movie, watch it every time it's on.
Sorry Cat, I don't bust over tickets. If I do, I'll probably get one today.
He let me go, I stopped before I got into his town. Sucker. (" So, you think you got a fast ride boy?", fat hanging out with a week old cigar).
Did anyone see the Smokey and the Bandit marathon last week? Jackie Gleason is great. " Theres no way you came from my gene's. When I get home. I'm gonna punchh your momma right in the mouth". Classic movie, watch it every time it's on.
Sorry Cat, I don't bust over tickets. If I do, I'll probably get one today.
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RE: OOPSIE!!!
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No silly, doughnuts, doughnuts. Its the only way to a fat a$# cop's heart. I always pull over and not let them chase me. I got busted doin tripple digits on the R6, and pulled over to wait for him. He was pissed I didn't jet!!!!!
He let me go, I stopped before I got into his town. Sucker. (" So, you think you got a fast ride boy?", fat hanging out with a week old cigar).
Did anyone see the Smokey and the Bandit marathon last week? Jackie Gleason is great. " Theres no way you came from my gene's. When I get home. I'm gonna punchh your momma right in the mouth". Classic movie, watch it every time it's on.
Sorry Cat, I don't bust over tickets. If I do, I'll probably get one today.
No silly, doughnuts, doughnuts. Its the only way to a fat a$# cop's heart. I always pull over and not let them chase me. I got busted doin tripple digits on the R6, and pulled over to wait for him. He was pissed I didn't jet!!!!!
He let me go, I stopped before I got into his town. Sucker. (" So, you think you got a fast ride boy?", fat hanging out with a week old cigar).
Did anyone see the Smokey and the Bandit marathon last week? Jackie Gleason is great. " Theres no way you came from my gene's. When I get home. I'm gonna punchh your momma right in the mouth". Classic movie, watch it every time it's on.
Sorry Cat, I don't bust over tickets. If I do, I'll probably get one today.
HA HA!! I remember you telling me that story. You flew by him ****in doing like 120 or something like that, and then you just stopped and sat on the side of the road with your helmet on. Then he flew by you screeched his tires and friggin SLAMMED IT into reverse. Then you took off your helmet and he was like..."WHAT your not a punk kid??!" lol umm no fattie cake im not! Then he followed you home. You got sooo lucky that night Paul. Trouble maker *wink*
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RE: OOPSIE!!!
Buford- "Junior, There ain't no way that you could come from my loins...."
Buford- "As soon as we get home, I'm gonns buy you a nice lobatamy"
Junior- "Oh thank you daddy!"
Buford- Shaking head "He's dumb, but a loveable ****"
By far the best road movie ever made.
I think they should make a new one, "Smokey and the Bandit 2000
With an old assed Burt Reynolds in a 2005 SRT-4!!!!!!!
But where would you mount the C.B. ????
Jeff
Philly
Buford- "As soon as we get home, I'm gonns buy you a nice lobatamy"
Junior- "Oh thank you daddy!"
Buford- Shaking head "He's dumb, but a loveable ****"
By far the best road movie ever made.
I think they should make a new one, "Smokey and the Bandit 2000
With an old assed Burt Reynolds in a 2005 SRT-4!!!!!!!
But where would you mount the C.B. ????
Jeff
Philly