I ordered something on my car that I didn't realize till after I had my car.

As a matter of fact, If I knew this was an option, I would have never ordered it.

I made a long drive yesterday and I noticed it when I was getting out of the car.

For some reason, I ordered the bug enhancer.

My front end collects bugs like no other car I have ever owned. It's amazing, actually.

My car is white, and the bugs hit and splatter out so far and wide, that I swear, the front end looks like a Rorschach Inkblot test. I find myself studying the patterns just to see what types of psychological disorders I might have. I'm pretty sick, by the way.

My car collects bugs like Courtney Love collects sperm.

 

our cars drink gas as fast as courtney love drinks sperm

 

ewwww...bad visual

 

dont you mean bad memory post?

 

sorry now that i look back my stomach is turning just thinking about my last comment

 

uhh... despite all the nasty references to that STD wh0re...

do they make bra's for our cars?? when I go on longer trips, it'd be nice to save the paint from rocks and bugs...

 

when did courtney love become a *****? last time i heard, i thought she was still HAWT!! but that was 5 yrs ago..hahahah

 

There is a bra for the hood (it says NEON!!!! ****...thats sleeper) , but for the bumper, I havent seen one, though it is possible they make it.

3M and rockblocker make clear bras that the dealership can rape you on for around 300 bucks (thats what I was quoted at. It looks funny (well its lines do), and though its removeable, unlike a real bra you cant put it back on you need to throw it away. It works awesome though. Rockblocker also makes a film (tinted, blue, clear, and yellow) for headlights, foglights, and taillights as well. They work excellent too. Its their mil thickness (yay paint terms) that does them well.

www.rockblocker.com

 

Yup...LeBra makes it. Top and bottom, its around 50 bucks if not less.

www.autoanything.com

 

Lebra Huh? Can I get that in a "D" cup? LOL.