Gawsh,,,,,how in the world were you ever under his spell???? Let me give you some advice. Ready? No,,,,you aren't ready yet. Here's what I want you to do. Get a pen and paper. Write this advice down. This is something that will carry you through your life, if you will just follow it. Ready yet? Okay,,,,here goes.


Never, EVER,,,EVER....................................... .........


















Trust a man that doesn't own a Hampster

words to live by.

 

I have a hampster....but Im not a man....dammit I dont count. Where DID you put your hampster? Didja find him....and did he smell funny? Never****inmind DONT answer that. Hmmmm hampsties are your stronghold arent they?

Most men find that having a puppy dog gets chicks to bend over and say "awwww how cute is he!!!" But you my friend, have beat them all. You have the almighty hampster. Absolutely the laziest stinkiest pet ever, next to a ferret. They sleep in their own **** and **** and eat anything you give them, but damn are they cute. You, almighty hampstie owner, have words of sarcasam and words of sarcastic advice. But you own a hampster...so bitch, YOUR ALRIGHT! LMAO

 

Hey,,,I'm a sensitive animal loving guy. This is not my first hampster. This is like my 23rd one. I love the little fellows.

This is my favorite one, though.


They other 22 I had to eat when times were tough going through college.

 

How do they taste??? Any good? Little puffballs of fur come out of your *** when you fart after eating one? That might be an interesting site.

On second though....that would be downright hilarious. Well we went from Andy to Hampsters, and Blow off Valves to Hampsters. What is wrong with this picture. I sense....ADD.....yup that attention deficiethampster disorder. I really should be in bed Ive gotta work at 8am, but I want cookies...Yes feed the fat kid. Onward mighty stallion! TO THE KITCHEN

And dont eat number 23....thats just not right.....

 

Hmmm,,,how did they taste? They didn't really taste like chicken. I would describe the taste more like "Hork."

Funny thing happened after eating them, though.

When working out, I gave up my treadmill and started using this big round metal wheel to run on.

Second thing that happened was, I got some really bitchin sideburns.

 

Had a Gerbal once... does that count? haha, but the lil turd burglar ran outside one day... never found him, prolly got eaten by a cat or the wierd semi homless dude who lived down the road but thats another story.

 

From reading the different links Andy seems like a real royal whine ***...

 

This is Andy.

And he might have a hamster, but you don't want to know what he does with it. Think "Adventures of Lemmiwinks".

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Put a beard and some leather ***-less chaps on him and he'd make a fitting Mr. Slave (Jezzzus Christ). He's what you'd call a pasty white stack of doughnuts. One of those shut ins that lives in his mom's basement at age 45 on the computer all day never seeing natural sunlight...

 

jeesuth christ...I think you got it. lol