O and wordslayer arnt you a bit old to be still thinking that much about high school? Do i have to bring up that you sound a lot like uncle rico?



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And the award for best line in a thread today goes to... [drum roll]

Gump, for his use of the Uncle Rico picture and knowledge... now if he could only get my Seinfeld quote in the other thread... ha-ha...

 

Damn it - Seinfeld - Should've known.[:@]

 

<----Wish I could do 10 seconds in a quarter mile...."Luckee" God Rico your such an idiot! Quit eating our steak.

 

There were some GREAT comments in this entire thread, but probably the best one was Gump for calling me Rico.....LOL.

Cannot believe how many people in this thread had "Sandy's" in their lives!!!

Drove to my home town two weekends ago for Corn day. That's the ONE big day of the year there. Lots of the people that I went to high school with, happen to know of my lost Sandy Murphy story. Anyhow, she had not be sighted in about five years. However, someone saw her three months ago.

Anyhow, they tell me that they have bad news. They tell me that Sandy has gotten rather large. Well,,,frankly, they described her as huge. I guess they thought that would quell my thirst for her. Wrong. If she is overweight and out of shape, then we will beat it together! I will pay for her gastric bypass. I will nurse her into the peak physical condition that she once was, so as to be my fox again. I will give life to her. I will create her into my own image. Damn,,,wish I wasn't at work......am getting too tickled.

 

LMAO wow you will still go with her even though it sounds more like a lost cause...I'd tell her to eat jenny craig but it already looks like she ate the bish...LOL

 

To pressure:

You married your Sandy? That's great!!!

You had wheel hop so bad that your wipers came on??? OMG,,,,now THAT is wheel hop!

You almost had a homecoming queen? Man,,,that would be awesome! There is nothing I would love more than to come home, after a hard day at the office, walk into my humble little house, and see my wife sitting there, looking all sexy in her little homecoming crown....whew!

 

when i go to the track my wipers almost always come on....


wordslayer "man if coach put me i know we would have won state.... i bet you i could throw this pig skin over that mountain."


and every guy has had a sandy. i had one that i admired very much from like 6th grade to the end of high school and never tryed to act on it... i hear shes a big burn out that sells drugs now but even before then i still didnt let it affect my life...

 

Gods honest truth? My wife's is hotter than my schools homecoming Queen is/was. She's 38 now and still the same size and weight as when we first met. She's French, Irish, Italian. A very good gymnast, very athletic and used to be a cop! Now if that don't get ya going......yer dead! Yeah she's hot. Like a friggin firecracker! She's from Rhode Island like Lil Spark and she's got that same east coast attitude. She don't have no problem tellin ya where to stick it. I'm more than twice her size and she keeps me in line. And no, ya ain't gettin no pictures. LOL

And yes, on one run, the wipers came on. It was pretty silly.

 

Must be something with the water in Rhody... cuties left and right... hmmmm...

beats the snow cows of michigan... [sighs in the cold... all alone]

I wish I was soaking it up in a hot tub with my soulmate...