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dreams I'll never see
Seems like I always have a Friday night story.
Going into town to pick up some static guard. (Damn,,,my life sounds so glamorous)
As I head into town, I see this black integra with two people in the car waving at me. Hmmm. I don't recognize the car, though.
Hmmm.
Well,,,they are in front of me, but we meet at the stoplight. I pull up beside them and it is two girls.
Hmmm.
Like a dork, I am looking hard out of my window, because I am trying to see who it is that I know. Sooo,,,there I am, pressing my face up against the window, like a zoo animal would, and the girl on the passenger side rolls her window down. I see two, young, like 18 year old girls, kind of laughing and giggling. I roll mine down and I say, "who??" They are giggling and say, "Oh,,,we just wanted to tell you that we like your car."
And this is what I don't like about my car. I'm sure that they THOUGHT that I was some 20 year old young, hot stallion. My car gives the appearance of the driver being a boy racer. Now,,,,I really do like the look of my car, but when you are a 40 PLUS year old guy, situations like this are a little embarassing.
As I pulled away, I could just hear them in their car, "Gawd,,,,,WE JUST FLAGGED DOWN SOME OLD GUY IN HIS KIDS CAR!!!"
I then drove away a beaten man.
But alas.....next thing I know,,,,they see me again in town 15 minutes later. They pull me over and ask me for a ride!!! I give them both a ride, and I take them out to a remote area and let them ravish my body, sexually, for like 2 straight hours! I let them treat me like a barnyard animal with their perverted sexual desires. I then dropped them off feeling totally emancipated!
Okay,,,the last paragraph I wrote didn't really happen. Well,,,in my mind it did.
Going into town to pick up some static guard. (Damn,,,my life sounds so glamorous)
As I head into town, I see this black integra with two people in the car waving at me. Hmmm. I don't recognize the car, though.
Hmmm.
Well,,,they are in front of me, but we meet at the stoplight. I pull up beside them and it is two girls.
Hmmm.
Like a dork, I am looking hard out of my window, because I am trying to see who it is that I know. Sooo,,,there I am, pressing my face up against the window, like a zoo animal would, and the girl on the passenger side rolls her window down. I see two, young, like 18 year old girls, kind of laughing and giggling. I roll mine down and I say, "who??" They are giggling and say, "Oh,,,we just wanted to tell you that we like your car."
And this is what I don't like about my car. I'm sure that they THOUGHT that I was some 20 year old young, hot stallion. My car gives the appearance of the driver being a boy racer. Now,,,,I really do like the look of my car, but when you are a 40 PLUS year old guy, situations like this are a little embarassing.
As I pulled away, I could just hear them in their car, "Gawd,,,,,WE JUST FLAGGED DOWN SOME OLD GUY IN HIS KIDS CAR!!!"
I then drove away a beaten man.
But alas.....next thing I know,,,,they see me again in town 15 minutes later. They pull me over and ask me for a ride!!! I give them both a ride, and I take them out to a remote area and let them ravish my body, sexually, for like 2 straight hours! I let them treat me like a barnyard animal with their perverted sexual desires. I then dropped them off feeling totally emancipated!
Okay,,,the last paragraph I wrote didn't really happen. Well,,,in my mind it did.
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not fair... i never get that response. Its always "ricer" or some dumb comment even though my car looks all stock other than wheels and intercooler and most people dont even notice it.
And come one word you should always try for the double play cause all you need is one to make the 50 losses worth it
And come one word you should always try for the double play cause all you need is one to make the 50 losses worth it
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am laughing.
the double play???? Are you kidding me???? I haven't been to first base since the Carter administration.
Man,,,here in KY Gump, you just don't see cars like this. And honestly, I don't think people around here even know what a ricer is..LOL.
I will share this story with you. On the second day after I bought my car, I am at a Wendy's restaurant. When I am leaving, I see three young teenagers standing by my car. I can tell they are talking about it, and I THINK they might be going to comment on liking it. I get out there, and they guys are about 17 or 18 years old. One of the guys is the loud mouth of the bunch. Here is how the dialogue went:
Word: Hey, Guys! (always trying to bring joy and happiness into the world)
Pudgy teenager with acne: This your car?
Word: (wanted to say to insert smarass comment, but decided against it) Yeah,,,,it's my car. I just got it.
Pudgy teenager with acne: Why'd you get a girls car?
Word: I didn't. They don't make this model in pink.
Pudgy teenager with acne: I'm serious,,,,if you are going to get, what you think is a fast car, then you shoulda got a camaro.
Word: If I had wanted a camaro, I would have bought a camaro, but I wanted a fast car
(this did not go over well)
Pudgy teenager with acne: I think it's a chick's car.
(I am starting to get mad, because I don't know this guy, and frankly, I was being a helluva nice guy, even with all his rudeness)
Word: Personally, I don't think it's a girls car, and even if it was, it shouldn't matter to you what I drive.
Pudgy teenager with acne: my friends car there could kick this PRISSY car all over the place.
(I snap....I NEVER get mad. EVER. I'm just too laid back. I have only been in two fights in my entire life, and I darn sure don't want to get in one with three guys half my freaking age, but I just snapped)
Word: Why don't you and you and your smart assed mouth and your prissy friend get the hell away from my car and outta my life. (I was sooo close to just reaching to him and strangling him)
The other teenager joins in and takes his the pudgy acne guy away to their car. I am just steaming by now....steaming.
I get into my car and I am driving home and I just didn't get it. Why did these guys even care about what my car was or wasn't to them???? I still don't get it. Why give me grief about a car. Hell,,,I have never, in my life, said a comment, in a negative fashion about someone's car. These guys just hated my car and I still don't know why.
But you know,,,,stuff like that only makes me like the car more. That's the only episode I have ever had with people being negative with it, though. And fortunately, I was out of town then.
the double play???? Are you kidding me???? I haven't been to first base since the Carter administration.
Man,,,here in KY Gump, you just don't see cars like this. And honestly, I don't think people around here even know what a ricer is..LOL.
I will share this story with you. On the second day after I bought my car, I am at a Wendy's restaurant. When I am leaving, I see three young teenagers standing by my car. I can tell they are talking about it, and I THINK they might be going to comment on liking it. I get out there, and they guys are about 17 or 18 years old. One of the guys is the loud mouth of the bunch. Here is how the dialogue went:
Word: Hey, Guys! (always trying to bring joy and happiness into the world)
Pudgy teenager with acne: This your car?
Word: (wanted to say to insert smarass comment, but decided against it) Yeah,,,,it's my car. I just got it.
Pudgy teenager with acne: Why'd you get a girls car?
Word: I didn't. They don't make this model in pink.
Pudgy teenager with acne: I'm serious,,,,if you are going to get, what you think is a fast car, then you shoulda got a camaro.
Word: If I had wanted a camaro, I would have bought a camaro, but I wanted a fast car
(this did not go over well)
Pudgy teenager with acne: I think it's a chick's car.
(I am starting to get mad, because I don't know this guy, and frankly, I was being a helluva nice guy, even with all his rudeness)
Word: Personally, I don't think it's a girls car, and even if it was, it shouldn't matter to you what I drive.
Pudgy teenager with acne: my friends car there could kick this PRISSY car all over the place.
(I snap....I NEVER get mad. EVER. I'm just too laid back. I have only been in two fights in my entire life, and I darn sure don't want to get in one with three guys half my freaking age, but I just snapped)
Word: Why don't you and you and your smart assed mouth and your prissy friend get the hell away from my car and outta my life. (I was sooo close to just reaching to him and strangling him)
The other teenager joins in and takes his the pudgy acne guy away to their car. I am just steaming by now....steaming.
I get into my car and I am driving home and I just didn't get it. Why did these guys even care about what my car was or wasn't to them???? I still don't get it. Why give me grief about a car. Hell,,,I have never, in my life, said a comment, in a negative fashion about someone's car. These guys just hated my car and I still don't know why.
But you know,,,,stuff like that only makes me like the car more. That's the only episode I have ever had with people being negative with it, though. And fortunately, I was out of town then.
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Don't feel bad, women anywhere near my age are either so PMS'd out or have started having hot flashes.....it's slim pickings out here.... [:@]
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I ravish older men in nice cars all the time!!! 
LMFAO who am I kidding? I just go for older men. Im not talking 60s and 70s, but if you arent older than 35....dont bother Im not interested.
LMFAO who am I kidding? I just go for older men. Im not talking 60s and 70s, but if you arent older than 35....dont bother Im not interested.
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There you go Word! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!
How far is Kentucky from R.I. anyway?
Truthfully, I haven't had even one nice comment from any women/girls, what have you. Have had a couple of nice comments from young men though.
Not exactly the kind of attention I'd be looking for....if I was looking.
So far, no negatives.........
Knocking on my head.
How far is Kentucky from R.I. anyway?
Truthfully, I haven't had even one nice comment from any women/girls, what have you. Have had a couple of nice comments from young men though.
Not exactly the kind of attention I'd be looking for....if I was looking.
So far, no negatives.........
Knocking on my head.
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dude you know how you solve that problem ask them what they drive 99% of time id foflmao the other 1% when they say they dont have a car tell them to f off and come back when they have a car before they start making stupid coments. sorry everyone im just steaming because this kinda ocurance has happened to me as well.[sm=chairshot.gif][sm=chairshot.gif][sm=chairshot.gif]
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am laughing.
the double play???? Are you kidding me???? I haven't been to first base since the Carter administration.
Man,,,here in KY Gump, you just don't see cars like this. And honestly, I don't think people around here even know what a ricer is..LOL.
I will share this story with you. On the second day after I bought my car, I am at a Wendy's restaurant. When I am leaving, I see three young teenagers standing by my car. I can tell they are talking about it, and I THINK they might be going to comment on liking it. I get out there, and they guys are about 17 or 18 years old. One of the guys is the loud mouth of the bunch. Here is how the dialogue went:
Word: Hey, Guys! (always trying to bring joy and happiness into the world)
Pudgy teenager with acne: This your car?
Word: (wanted to say to insert smarass comment, but decided against it) Yeah,,,,it's my car. I just got it.
Pudgy teenager with acne: Why'd you get a girls car?
Word: I didn't. They don't make this model in pink.
Pudgy teenager with acne: I'm serious,,,,if you are going to get, what you think is a fast car, then you shoulda got a camaro.
Word: If I had wanted a camaro, I would have bought a camaro, but I wanted a fast car
(this did not go over well)
Pudgy teenager with acne: I think it's a chick's car.
(I am starting to get mad, because I don't know this guy, and frankly, I was being a helluva nice guy, even with all his rudeness)
Word: Personally, I don't think it's a girls car, and even if it was, it shouldn't matter to you what I drive.
Pudgy teenager with acne: my friends car there could kick this PRISSY car all over the place.
(I snap....I NEVER get mad. EVER. I'm just too laid back. I have only been in two fights in my entire life, and I darn sure don't want to get in one with three guys half my freaking age, but I just snapped)
Word: Why don't you and you and your smart assed mouth and your prissy friend get the hell away from my car and outta my life. (I was sooo close to just reaching to him and strangling him)
The other teenager joins in and takes his the pudgy acne guy away to their car. I am just steaming by now....steaming.
I get into my car and I am driving home and I just didn't get it. Why did these guys even care about what my car was or wasn't to them???? I still don't get it. Why give me grief about a car. Hell,,,I have never, in my life, said a comment, in a negative fashion about someone's car. These guys just hated my car and I still don't know why.
But you know,,,,stuff like that only makes me like the car more. That's the only episode I have ever had with people being negative with it, though. And fortunately, I was out of town then.
am laughing.
the double play???? Are you kidding me???? I haven't been to first base since the Carter administration.
Man,,,here in KY Gump, you just don't see cars like this. And honestly, I don't think people around here even know what a ricer is..LOL.
I will share this story with you. On the second day after I bought my car, I am at a Wendy's restaurant. When I am leaving, I see three young teenagers standing by my car. I can tell they are talking about it, and I THINK they might be going to comment on liking it. I get out there, and they guys are about 17 or 18 years old. One of the guys is the loud mouth of the bunch. Here is how the dialogue went:
Word: Hey, Guys! (always trying to bring joy and happiness into the world)
Pudgy teenager with acne: This your car?
Word: (wanted to say to insert smarass comment, but decided against it) Yeah,,,,it's my car. I just got it.
Pudgy teenager with acne: Why'd you get a girls car?
Word: I didn't. They don't make this model in pink.
Pudgy teenager with acne: I'm serious,,,,if you are going to get, what you think is a fast car, then you shoulda got a camaro.
Word: If I had wanted a camaro, I would have bought a camaro, but I wanted a fast car
(this did not go over well)
Pudgy teenager with acne: I think it's a chick's car.
(I am starting to get mad, because I don't know this guy, and frankly, I was being a helluva nice guy, even with all his rudeness)
Word: Personally, I don't think it's a girls car, and even if it was, it shouldn't matter to you what I drive.
Pudgy teenager with acne: my friends car there could kick this PRISSY car all over the place.
(I snap....I NEVER get mad. EVER. I'm just too laid back. I have only been in two fights in my entire life, and I darn sure don't want to get in one with three guys half my freaking age, but I just snapped)
Word: Why don't you and you and your smart assed mouth and your prissy friend get the hell away from my car and outta my life. (I was sooo close to just reaching to him and strangling him)
The other teenager joins in and takes his the pudgy acne guy away to their car. I am just steaming by now....steaming.
I get into my car and I am driving home and I just didn't get it. Why did these guys even care about what my car was or wasn't to them???? I still don't get it. Why give me grief about a car. Hell,,,I have never, in my life, said a comment, in a negative fashion about someone's car. These guys just hated my car and I still don't know why.
But you know,,,,stuff like that only makes me like the car more. That's the only episode I have ever had with people being negative with it, though. And fortunately, I was out of town then.
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i was in downtown rush hour traffic in baltimore city's inner harbor a **** hole to start with and some chick eye balled me and when started doing it back she flipped me off so i the road rage A@@ that i am find a way out of my lane to cut her off and flip her back come to realize she looked like she was in her 50's and i didnt provoke it at first neither
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LOL......It's not THAT far, is it? She said she liked older men in NICE cars, Pressure! I drive a neon.....LMAO
Comments from young men? What do they say? Do they say, "hey,,,nice car, and by the way, is that brut you are wearing?" Am tickled
Just funny,,,,,,having two young girls like that flag a guy down. It was dark and I am still tickled when I think about what they must have thought when they saw me......LOLOLOL.
Comments from young men? What do they say? Do they say, "hey,,,nice car, and by the way, is that brut you are wearing?" Am tickled
Just funny,,,,,,having two young girls like that flag a guy down. It was dark and I am still tickled when I think about what they must have thought when they saw me......LOLOLOL.
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There you go Word! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!
How far is Kentucky from R.I. anyway?
Truthfully, I haven't had even one nice comment from any women/girls, what have you. Have had a couple of nice comments from young men though.
Not exactly the kind of attention I'd be looking for....if I was looking.
So far, no negatives.........
Knocking on my head.
There you go Word! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!
How far is Kentucky from R.I. anyway?
Truthfully, I haven't had even one nice comment from any women/girls, what have you. Have had a couple of nice comments from young men though.
Not exactly the kind of attention I'd be looking for....if I was looking.
So far, no negatives.........
Knocking on my head.
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I agree with black4, thats my first question "so what do you drive?" then let the punking begin since if they drove something nice they wouldnt be standing around your car.
I to just get props from young males
good thing i dont base my relationships off my car.
I to just get props from young males
good thing i dont base my relationships off my car.