NERFBALL!!!!!

 

Dang I didn't realize this was such a rough crowd! Makes my being shot at by a shotgun seem kind of tame. No stabbings, but several operations. Like being drugged and stabbed. Still hurt. I was awake for one. That was weird. The shooting was a guilty by association deal. Young and dumb and hangin with the wrong people on the wrong night. It was scary. The vehicle I was in, took all the damage and luckily not us. I stopped hangin with those people after that, needless to say. That was back in the '80's. Mean streets of Flint Mi. Unreported and will stay that way. Lesson learned.
You kids be good!

 

hehehe I've got a medical file longer then I am tall

More casts then I have fingers and toes....

 

I've only broken ONE bone in my entire body. My Jaw.

But my medical list could wrap around my house a few times.
Then again I have a 3.5 page VIP summary on the SRT too. [>:]

 

um, damn. ive only broke my right arm (i was 7). then i broke my pinky finger punching walls. hahaha, you guys had it bad. ive only needed to go to the hospital twice in my life. good luck to y'all. hahaha!

 

Well....let's see.....

3 consecutive summers of 2nd degree burns to my shoulders
fractured nose
broken left wrist
broken right arm - twice
broken or fractured every finger I have - some multiple times
crushed left ankle
hyper-extended and dislocated right knee
1 stabbing with a small knife - missed everything vital
split scalp from a wall
cracked skull from a horse chain - tire swings used to use these
allergic reaction to one or more innoculations at basic - spent 4 days in the hospital and lost 30lbs of muscle
hit in the eye with a rock - small laceration to left cornea - scar tissue is all that remains - 20/20 vision again
several ER visits for migraines - drugs are goooooood mmmmmmkayyyyy

 

you people need to move to the country!

a horse broke my nose, another horse broke my ribs, and a cow broke my toe-
I'll take my wild animals over wild people any day. they are much more predictable!

 

Hahahaha...that got a good chuckle out of me.

Damn. Derrick. [8D]

 

What can I say? I'ma wild child. Truth is, most of those occurred from sports and martial arts. Very few came from fights/accidents.

 

I do live in the country now. Not sure it's much safer. Got horses on three sides of my property. I do not own any. Have ridden them enough and been thrown. Me an horses will never be good buddies. I'll stick to street or dirt bikes. Much safer IMO. The horses are pretty to watch though.
What's this got to do with Lil Sparks hotness? Uh I'm not sure, got side tracked. Oh yeah, broken bones/injuries. Well I'd say she's healed nicely.........