Seriously? Its A distinct division of written or printed matter that begins on a new, usually indented line, consists of one or more sentences, and typically deals with a single thought or topic or quotes one speaker's continuous words.
A mark ( ¶ ) used to indicate where a new paragraph should begin or to serve as a reference mark.
A brief article, notice, or announcement, as in a newspaper.


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=paragraph

 

Welcome!!
Whats uh paragraph???
THAT line makes you sound as if you're from New Orleans...LOL!!!
Homee

 

Nope, Like totally from California, dude!

Not, if Viper GTS can tell me what a Gerund is (without using the internet) I'll be really impressed.