So I'm cruising along rt 3 when I catch a car zipping thru traffic behind me. As he comes up on my right I hit 4th but he CUTS ME OFF despite no one in front of him. It's On!!!

I'm on his tail despite his efforts to shake me. Turns out to be an Audi A8. I finally get ahead of him and pull away. Traffic slows and he makes a run for the right lane so I decide to give him a taste of his own medicine. I shoot out into the right lane ahead of him and he tries to pass me on the SHOULDER!!! When people pull crazy stunts like that I back off.

And he's lucky I did because there was a disabled straight job in the shoulder that he was about to eat. But when I backed off he had enough room to go back into the right lane. Needless to say he remained in the right lane for a LONG time. Must be hard to drive with soiled underpants...