Daytona - nascar just announced that danica patrick is the winner of every race in every class in 2010, irregardless of whether she enters or not. no other driver will be covered, unless they die in a fiery crash, or get in her way.

nascar also said that each announcer has a quota in which they must say her name 1000 times per hour, and the cameramen will no longer show any other cars. new gps technology will allow all 800 cameras to remain focused on the patrick car from start to finish.

regular drivers all agreed that yesterday's announcement that patrick won the race was certainly unprecedented given that she was apparently knocked out of the race, but it was expected based on nascar's earlier ruling. all expressed hope that they could be wrecked soon by patrick so they could get some exposure too.

a rules change is expected to be announced next week that will allow patrick to drive a larger car, so that more sponsor logo's can be added.

 

She actually did quite well until she got clipped in a smoke screen. Just bad luck.

 

I think I missed something.

 

LOL that is funny stuff!!! I was impressed with how well she did this past week, BUT I agree completely the media is out of control!

 

I personally do not mind seeing as much as I can.... of a hot race car driver.

 

yea I tend to agree, just would like to see more of her OUT of the car/race suit.