So my girlfriend owns this CRV... she boast and brags about how quick she is and how much power it has when stock... the stock 2.2 litre 4 banger wasnt enough to keep up with my v8 last night...

So i pull up to the light next to her, roll down my window and pretend that I just met her...

"Hey hot stuff wanna race?"
"Boy you don't have nothing against this"...

I'm watching the lights for the turn lane next to me hit yellow, rev it up to about 2.2 grand and floor it and let off the brake (automatic)... Long story short my otherwise stock truck beat a honda CRV by a good half a car length... Needless to say I didnt get laid last night, because of all the bragging rights I thought I had.. lol

I'd say a 2k lb car vs a 5k lb truck with tools in the box, a system, and a 200 lb man and being able to win is pretty good =)

 

That's hillarious! Great stroy!