You know you own a Dakota when?
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:46 PM
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From: Tombstone,Az
You're immune to your headliner tickling your head.
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:47 PM
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From: Apex, NC
Your clearcoat looks like the desert floor... dry and flakey
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Mar 6, 2010 | 11:52 PM
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From: Tombstone,Az
You're only alternative set of rims is off a Durago.
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:52 PM
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From: Sycamore, Illinois (displaced to Arkansas)
(For some years)... your paint is like old men's hair -- falling off.
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:54 PM
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From: Tombstone,Az
Quote:
Originally Posted by
dodgerules86
(For some years)... your paint is like old men's hair -- falling off.
Its not falling off... Its running away from the truck.
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:56 PM
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From: Sycamore, Illinois (displaced to Arkansas)
My grandma had a '90 Caravan, and it had this paint cancer, peeling/falling off just above the windshield.
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:57 PM
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From: Wausau WI
Quote:
Originally Posted by
95_318SLT
You go online looking for aftermarket/performance parts and come up with NOTHING!!!
True Dat!!!
Mar 7, 2010 | 12:01 AM
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From: Appleton, WI
something breaks and your still able to drive 150miles to get home to fix it...
Mar 7, 2010 | 12:04 AM
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From: Tombstone,Az
Your wife wants to kill you after she slides most of the way home from work in a snow storm?
Mar 7, 2010 | 12:10 AM
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From: Appleton, WI
you go to the local junk yard and all they have there is durangos and rams
