You know you own a Dakota when?
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:18 PM
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From: Tombstone,Az
You know you own a Dakota when?
Your fuel gauge doesn't work anymore.
And GO!
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:27 PM
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From: Sycamore, Illinois (displaced to Arkansas)
You gotta replace the transmission.
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:29 PM
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From: Apex, NC
The ball joints give out way earlier than they should!
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:34 PM
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From: Tombstone,Az
Your cruise control quits working at highways speeds and the tractor trailer behind you passes and flips you off.
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:37 PM
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From: Tombstone,Az
You have to make a 3 point turn to get into a space at the mall. And nearly back up into a prius? Just sayin'...
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:37 PM
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From: Sycamore, Illinois (displaced to Arkansas)
You can't get spark or fuel... you have a corroded power splice.
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:39 PM
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From: Tombstone,Az
Your head lights are yellower than an 8 month olds diaper.
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:43 PM
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From: Apex, NC
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Az93DKota
You have to make a 3 point turn to get into a space at the mall.
This one made me laugh! Very true.
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:43 PM
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From: Wausau WI
your chrome back bumper rusts but the rest doesn't...
Mar 6, 2010 | 11:44 PM
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From: Apex, NC
You go online looking for aftermarket/performance parts and come up with NOTHING!!!
You know you own a Dakota when?
