Ran across this on Facebook:




RwP

 

Thats great!! We all know most gear oils stink!!

 

Really? What will they think of next?

 

This is great news. Instead of smelling like a bucket of @ss after a diff rebuild, I'll have some ***** Wonka cologne.

 

Is it grape flavored? Who's gonna take the Darwin test for us?

 

I saw it yesterday as well, did a double-take to make sure I was seeing it correctly! I really hate that axle lube stink, and it lingers...blehkkkk.

 

Once upon a time before I smelled or touched gear oil I woulda thought this was a gimmick or for wussies.

But then I smelled gear oil.

With grape scent I could change the oil then immediately go on a date to a fancy restaurant. If I ever went on dates. If I ever went to fancy restaurant.

 

Your date: "what's that cologne you have on?"
You: "90 weight grape, its new"

 

It's a real litmus test. If she doesn't sprint out of the restaurant, you know she's the one and ya better not flub it up.

...unless she's really just into the gear oil and not you, in which case it is NOT worth it to subject yourself to wearing gear oil all the time. Trust me, I've been burned before.

 

Sometimes its better to just hang out in the garage