You better wear those blankets like a suit of body armor, cause it`ll be yo rig that grenades. You`ll probably blow the diffs right out of that thing. U-joints flying. After the battle, you`ll be picking up the parts of your rig for weeks. But don`t worry, I`ll tow you out of the mud after you break down.

 

Didja hear they had to add 1 second to this year? Yep. All my fault. Was pullin' trees outta the ground the other day. Ever time I nailed the throttle facin' east it slowed the rotation of the earth. And the frame of yer truck is goin' somewhere. BACKERDS.

 

I have heard some bull in my time, but that just takes the cake. If anything, it was probably that the force of your motor blowing up caused the earth to wobble on it`s axis. But then again, Dodge motors never blow up. The real reason is because I ate too many beans one night, and the force caused the earth to slow. All I have to do is put a chain around my waste and cut the cheese to drag your truck.

 

You don't have snowball's chance in hell, even if you light one and use rocket power.

 

You might have a chance if you strap a jato to yours and light it. You just do not know the full power of the force. Never mind the fact that you have a life, a good job, and probably alot more piece of mind. I know how to build a truck. If you want a fair fight, I can match you up against my parents Stratus. You might have a chance then.

 

I was buildin' engines when you were still poopin' yeller.
So now you want to have a pull off between your folks Stratus and my '07 Sebring? Better be careful, my Sebring is a monster. It'll do 0-60 sometime before dark.

 

Actually, I think the Stratus runs pretty good. It`ll whoop that 96 truck. And what kind of tires are on that Ramcharger? You are going to need all the tracktion you can get to even attempt to hold your own against my truck. And we better use chains, tow straps might break. After all, we are talkin` about Mopars here. They make those straps for toy trucks.

 

Tires are Terex *** Rippers, 210-75.5-55s. Took muh big tars off. Kept gittin' cop cars hung in the lugs.
No harder'n yer 'ol truck'll pull, think I got an extra toilet flapper chain here someplace............

 

gravity between the earth and moon creates a rotational resistence to roughly 3 billion horsepower. This has an effect of slowing the earth's rotation by about 1.7 seconds....every hundred thousand years.

to suggest it can slow the earths rotation is simply ludicrous,
unless, that is your truck has the the stored gravitational potential energy of sun, like mine does.

 

You better have some 1" steel chain around. And that could break. I won`t ever know that turd is draggin behind me. The only clue will be when you scream in fear from going backerds at 95. And I don`t need stellar objects to power my truck, it gets its power from my sheer manliness. I just attach a couple electrodes to my biceps, flex a couple times, and then alter the earths course just by running at half throttle. Not to mention that the ladies love it.