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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 06:20 PM
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ok soooo i was driving in west hills ca.

anyone live around there?

ok ne ways

theres is nissan titan?

dint really notice him and passed him, i mean commonhe was goin under the speed limit.

so im farther down the road and all the sudden i have highbeams in my rearview

and this dude pulls like 2 inches from my tailgate and shoots into the next lane? putting his hand out the window like saying

"wheres ur truk"

im confused and start laughing cuz wtf man. im tired and juss wanna go home

so he slows down dropping below the limit again and i pass him. still doin 55 on the road.

so i give it half a petal and the shift kit makes me buck a lil forward and the engine growls.

so all the sudden he floors it...i give a lil more and hes pullin on me. then a stop light comes.

hes hangin half way out the window wavin his arm so i roll mine down and the dudes like 40

and he screams "WHY DONT YOU JUSS GO AND PARK YOUR DODGE LAMB"

(sumone please clear up that insult....does he mean baby ram? does he know im in a dakota?)

and i juss go....uhhh thats not even catchy? it turns green and he burns out. i barely tap the gas cuz theres a

stop sign 500 ft ahead of me and of course he waits. so im like w.e screw this guy. turn off the a/c and hit the o/d

it shift down and bucks and growls again. so i get to the stop sign and he bonesss out again. i give it half a petal and hes pulling

(i cant floor it or itll juss spin...used to do that with half a petal too but new tires changed it)

i get too 25 then floor it....the truck pulls me into my seat and takes off....andi gain on him like no other and as soon as the truck get even while im pullin on him.

he slams the brakes to pretend like he wasnt racing all the way. so im in front and i pull off hit my hazards and honk cuz i wanna talk to the guy...nopee he juss flies past me

and drives home

i was kinda pissed to cuz i passed my house and had to turn around and go back

anyways thought id share.

enjoy

oh this was a back road and about 2 in the morning. no other cars on the road streets were empty
 
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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 08:42 PM
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your as bad as me... with this ****.

maybe he said Dodge RAM... and if he did.. he is an idiot for not even knowing what type of vehicle he is trying to insult.

I always get the Ricer 4 door cars full of 9th grade gangstas with there flat bill hats on at 2am in the morning want to race me on a 2 way street.

They get on my ***, i have a rule when people taillight go under my tailgate and i cant see them, i brake check them... simple either buy me a new rear end or stay the **** back.. i did this 2 times to this guy.. so he desides to pass me on a no passing zone up hill... I drop to 2nd and let him get next to me.. i floor it and he falls back behind and gets behind me, again on a straight away he does it again.. i floor it again and he gets behind me... riding me ***.. i turn off he turns off.. he tries to go around me at a stop sign going left.. him in the right lane, and then he got hit by an Mack Truck going 60.. all of them died and i told the cops they where ricers and he just laughed and said ok.. (ok i made that part up) na what really happened he got infront and i stayed back and went home. Now im sure he is out there right now saying i Smoked a R/T with 4 people in my car and with only 90hp... noobs.
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 06:35 PM
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good thing some of us know when to pick our battles,

guy i knew pulled some dumb stuff in his rice mobile and killed himself and 3 of his buddies
because he couldn't grow up and take a loss
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:59 PM
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oh this was a back road and about 2 in the morning. no other cars on the road streets were empty
Any deer or other nocturnal critters to wreck your front end?
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 10:11 PM
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hahaha no no its usually a very busy road.

oh and for user2006

to b honest. im one of those 17 year old punk kids with a hat.

and when i first got the truck. yeah i was trying to race everybody

but now that its settled in ive realized. i kno what i have. i know that there not gonna win?

why prove sumthin to sumone else if i already know?

when they do push it. yeah i do race.

and last night on the same road....my first loss.

to a stick shift 07 chevy. kept up with him till top of third gear.. then he double clutched it and pulled a lil bit juss barely put my nose at his driver door.

then we got off it. no need pushin it farther. he won. and after i didnt fly by him all pisssed. i was excited he gave me a thummbs up and i gave one back and we started talkin.

i know how to take a loss....and if sumones beats me...then they deserve the respect.. but in my defense. if i still had the 12 pounds of boost.....lol...well u can figure it out

im buying the kit back and gonna have it installed hopefully. not soon but eventually. my long time mechanic offered to pass me smogs.
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 11:02 PM
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hahaha...i dont even try to mess with th ricers cuz theyr so lame. i look for corvettes, mustangs, camaros, firebirds, lightnings.. i kno my r/t wont beat them but its funny to c th look on their faces after i hang with them for a little bit b4 they begin to pull...especially th car guys, theyr always like "wtf? that things a truck!" i hate ricers, they need to grow up n remember "Owning a fast import is like coming out of the closet, at first u suprise everyone, but in the end your still gay"..o and btw, im one of those punk teenagers too, but its ok, ur right, wer dumb kids n always will b till th day we die
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 11:33 PM
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hahaha pretttyy much. yeah i lined up with a t/a last week. i asked if he runs it and he goes....sumtimes...i said how about now? and he said no...then took off? i was like wtf? floored it and got him till about 50. haha
 
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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Racing on the streets is dumb. Take it to a track.
 
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:23 PM
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ok sport
 
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 06:30 PM
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Racing on the street is fun/free unless you get a ticket or crash! You have to pay to take it to the track and if the track's really busy you'll be lucky to get more than one run.
 
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