My favorite was on a nearly totalled Chevy:

BONG HITS FOR JESUS

 

"Visualize Your Slack Hippie A$$ Getting A Job!!"

"mean people kick a$$!"

"F##K you you F##KIN F##K!!!"

"Visualize whirled peas..."

 

i saw one in the parking lot at cheddars that read: MISSING WIFE AND DOG.....REWARD FOR FOUND DOG

 

-I am not a hillbilly I am anAppalachian-American!
-Work harder. Millions of people on welfare depend on you.
-If at first you don't succeed then SKYDIVING isn't for you.
-Drive it like you stole it.
-To you its a six pack. To me its a support group.
-I've been told I have the face of a hand model.
-Support your local undertaker. Drop dead.
-She may not look like much kid , but she'll do point five past light speed.
-Fight crime . Shoot back.

 

i like the last one,

fight crime. shoot back

 

Dyslexics are teople poo.
Eat right. Excercise. Die anyway.
I owe I owe so off to work i go.

 

"Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines."

 

"under construction" is one i'm gonna be needing soon
also, " I spark on tailgaters" for minitrucks
"If you're gonna ride my ***, at least pull my hair"
"Caution, driver carries no insurance, and a baseball bat"
or "Insured by louisville slugger"

 

"Driver carries no cash, he's married"

 

LOL