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My truck is my bike hauler so its covered in Sportbike decals. Ive always liked:
"faster than a speeding ticket"
"If you can read this, flip me right side up" (placed upside down on truck)
"If you cant dodge it ram it!"
"There are no atheists at 150 mph"
"scheiznofrenia, it beats dining alone..."
A big band-aid that says "stupid hurts" placed over a dent