So I was on my way to meet up with my old assistant manager to get some mongolian food (mmmmm) and on my way there i seriously came as physically close as possible to getting in an accident as possible, some idiot in a crappy 90s impala pulled out no more than 2 car lengths in front of me on a 55mph road, i literally came with in inches of smashing into him, luckily vidja games gave me awesome reaction time and i swerved outa the way, thats enough adrinaline for the day

 

That sucks man, but glad you avoided the accident!!

 

god damn, lucky! glad the dak is safe. what did the impala do after?

 

dont know i hauled *** past cause there was just enough room between me and the car in my blind spot that if i stomped the gas and the wheels hooked up and didnt spin id shoot right between them and i just kept on the gas, plus that lane was ending so the guy that pulled infront of me prolly merged into them without looking, this all took place over a matter of fractions of a second, im still winding down, i woulda cried about my truck or killed the idiot in the impala if i hit him

 

you never know, your bumper guard may have just plowed through the rusted body of the impala. and no damage to you.

 

oh no it woulda hurt have u seen a 90s impala, them bitches are like crown vics (tanks)

 

This is why I always wished I kept my 85 power ram alone it was a tank with front and rear steel tube bumpers. When I first got my license it was winter hit a ice patch and hit a tree doing like 30 never put a dent in the tubes. Out of all the people that have pulled out in front of me I wish I would of had that truck cause I just wanted to slam them

She wasnt pretty but it didnt matter if it got scratched or anything I could kick myself in the *** for getting rid of it.
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i remember that day when i rear ended that F-150.....i had an 8-10 inch curbe to my right and oncoming traffic to my left with stock brakes with 20's...i stood no chance
have you seen what holds a bumper guard on? like the chepos that the flashy chevy, GMC, Ford, and Dodge guys have? theres only two plates that bolt to the front bumper/support crossmember....

example: of a Trailblazer
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the onlly real bumber guards are these......

 

it was sarcastic

 

We had that happenin a parking lot. Approaching a T in the parking lot, we're going straight, and some idiot just flies from the left and cuts us off. Dad blew the horn for a solid 5 seconds, the guy flew a bird out the window and sped onto the service road.

Some people.