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I wanted to get married to Miss May, 1974. Still waiting.
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Be careful what you wish for... I wanted a BMW for myself, but ended up getting the wife a 2016 instead. Had it over a year now....
Damn thing has no oil dipstick. You check engine oil electronically thru the iDrive system which means the car has to be warm and running when you check it. ATF level, you don't check it at all... not with a dipstick, not electronically. You'd have to go under the car, pull the fill plug and see if the level is up to the plug hole. Speaking of which, the drain pan and the ATF filter are one. It gets worse. The engine and transmission oil pans are plastic. The drain plugs are plastic too. If I do a coolant flush, I have to bleed air via a procedure done with the electric water pump, initiated from the dash. Replace the battery? I have to go thru a bunch of steps to "register" the new battery. Jacking up the car is an exercise in caution, you have to be very specific, else you screw up the plastic jack points. I'm about to do the diff. A single liter of BMW gear oil = $58.00. https://www.fcpeuro.com/BMW-parts/32...s=diff%20fluid
Thank God I got a 2016 cause the 2015 and earlier of this gen have chain guides that fall apart, trashing the engine.
Yessir.... I can go on.... I appreciate my old Dodge.
Damn thing has no oil dipstick. You check engine oil electronically thru the iDrive system which means the car has to be warm and running when you check it. ATF level, you don't check it at all... not with a dipstick, not electronically. You'd have to go under the car, pull the fill plug and see if the level is up to the plug hole. Speaking of which, the drain pan and the ATF filter are one. It gets worse. The engine and transmission oil pans are plastic. The drain plugs are plastic too. If I do a coolant flush, I have to bleed air via a procedure done with the electric water pump, initiated from the dash. Replace the battery? I have to go thru a bunch of steps to "register" the new battery. Jacking up the car is an exercise in caution, you have to be very specific, else you screw up the plastic jack points. I'm about to do the diff. A single liter of BMW gear oil = $58.00. https://www.fcpeuro.com/BMW-parts/32...s=diff%20fluid
Thank God I got a 2016 cause the 2015 and earlier of this gen have chain guides that fall apart, trashing the engine.
Yessir.... I can go on.... I appreciate my old Dodge.
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Be careful what you wish for... I wanted a BMW for myself, but ended up getting the wife a 2016 instead. Had it over a year now....
Damn thing has no oil dipstick. You check engine oil electronically thru the iDrive system which means the car has to be warm and running when you check it. ATF level, you don't check it at all... not with a dipstick, not electronically. You'd have to go under the car, pull the fill plug and see if the level is up to the plug hole. Speaking of which, the drain pan and the ATF filter are one. It gets worse. The engine and transmission oil pans are plastic. The drain plugs are plastic too. If I do a coolant flush, I have to bleed air via a procedure done with the electric water pump, initiated from the dash. Replace the battery? I have to go thru a bunch of steps to "register" the new battery. Jacking up the car is an exercise in caution, you have to be very specific, else you screw up the plastic jack points. I'm about to do the diff. A single liter of BMW gear oil = $58.00. https://www.fcpeuro.com/BMW-parts/32...s=diff%20fluid
Thank God I got a 2016 cause the 2015 and earlier of this gen have chain guides that fall apart, trashing the engine.
Yessir.... I can go on.... I appreciate my old Dodge.
Damn thing has no oil dipstick. You check engine oil electronically thru the iDrive system which means the car has to be warm and running when you check it. ATF level, you don't check it at all... not with a dipstick, not electronically. You'd have to go under the car, pull the fill plug and see if the level is up to the plug hole. Speaking of which, the drain pan and the ATF filter are one. It gets worse. The engine and transmission oil pans are plastic. The drain plugs are plastic too. If I do a coolant flush, I have to bleed air via a procedure done with the electric water pump, initiated from the dash. Replace the battery? I have to go thru a bunch of steps to "register" the new battery. Jacking up the car is an exercise in caution, you have to be very specific, else you screw up the plastic jack points. I'm about to do the diff. A single liter of BMW gear oil = $58.00. https://www.fcpeuro.com/BMW-parts/32...s=diff%20fluid
Thank God I got a 2016 cause the 2015 and earlier of this gen have chain guides that fall apart, trashing the engine.
Yessir.... I can go on.... I appreciate my old Dodge.
Be careful what you wish for... I wanted a BMW for myself, but ended up getting the wife a 2016 instead. Had it over a year now....
Damn thing has no oil dipstick. You check engine oil electronically thru the iDrive system which means the car has to be warm and running when you check it. ATF level, you don't check it at all... not with a dipstick, not electronically. You'd have to go under the car, pull the fill plug and see if the level is up to the plug hole. Speaking of which, the drain pan and the ATF filter are one. It gets worse. The engine and transmission oil pans are plastic. The drain plugs are plastic too. If I do a coolant flush, I have to bleed air via a procedure done with the electric water pump, initiated from the dash. Replace the battery? I have to go thru a bunch of steps to "register" the new battery. Jacking up the car is an exercise in caution, you have to be very specific, else you screw up the plastic jack points. I'm about to do the diff. A single liter of BMW gear oil = $58.00. https://www.fcpeuro.com/BMW-parts/32...s=diff%20fluid
Thank God I got a 2016 cause the 2015 and earlier of this gen have chain guides that fall apart, trashing the engine.
Yessir.... I can go on.... I appreciate my old Dodge.
Damn thing has no oil dipstick. You check engine oil electronically thru the iDrive system which means the car has to be warm and running when you check it. ATF level, you don't check it at all... not with a dipstick, not electronically. You'd have to go under the car, pull the fill plug and see if the level is up to the plug hole. Speaking of which, the drain pan and the ATF filter are one. It gets worse. The engine and transmission oil pans are plastic. The drain plugs are plastic too. If I do a coolant flush, I have to bleed air via a procedure done with the electric water pump, initiated from the dash. Replace the battery? I have to go thru a bunch of steps to "register" the new battery. Jacking up the car is an exercise in caution, you have to be very specific, else you screw up the plastic jack points. I'm about to do the diff. A single liter of BMW gear oil = $58.00. https://www.fcpeuro.com/BMW-parts/32...s=diff%20fluid
Thank God I got a 2016 cause the 2015 and earlier of this gen have chain guides that fall apart, trashing the engine.
Yessir.... I can go on.... I appreciate my old Dodge.
I've had two BMW cars. Never a bike before I quit riding. My '97 528i needed a coolant service. I tossed the service book and just did it. I figured a way to fill it through a bleed hole and saved about an hour over the dealer cost. Boy, have we wandered off topic!
I've had two BMW cars. Never a bike before I quit riding. My '97 528i needed a coolant service. I tossed the service book and just did it. I figured a way to fill it through a bleed hole and saved about an hour over the dealer cost. Boy, have we wandered off topic!
More talk about babes please.
Here you are, just for you, more babes.
















