"Grade A" bullsh%ter
#12
#15
RE: "Grade A" bullsh%ter
I think he is telling the truth.....
Because he is running on a 1/8th mile track. Next time you talk to him ask him what his trap speed was and see what he comes up with. I knew a kid once that told me his n/a talon with a cai, fart cannon ran 12's. But he would never race me cuz his clutch slipped really bad lol.
Because he is running on a 1/8th mile track. Next time you talk to him ask him what his trap speed was and see what he comes up with. I knew a kid once that told me his n/a talon with a cai, fart cannon ran 12's. But he would never race me cuz his clutch slipped really bad lol.
#16
RE: "Grade A" bullsh%ter
BAH!!
In the car world, when it comes to listening to people.... I take my eyes SEEING to believe anything anyone says.
Ex:
Some douche at autozone tried to sell my (dumb) friend his car. He was saying all this stuff and I asked "lets see it." Now, HE said it was a 13 second car. We walk up to the car... (already we are off to a bad start because half the car doesn't know what color it wants to be, NOS seat covers, and NOS stickers lining the side of the car like a stockcar) and he jumps in to start it up. I walk behind the car and it has the BIGGEST F***ING fart can i have seen in my life. It was so big it was actually indenting the rear bumper. Anyways, he starts the car up and revs it and then shuts it off. I ask him to pop the hood to see supposed 13 second engine. He does, and what beholds my eyes is a POS poorly made "homemade" CAI, a SPRAY painted Valve cover (also complete with nos stickers), and a plethra of performance stickers.
in the end, the car would have been luck to have been pulling 15's. This, my friends, was a toyota CAMRY!
In the car world, when it comes to listening to people.... I take my eyes SEEING to believe anything anyone says.
Ex:
Some douche at autozone tried to sell my (dumb) friend his car. He was saying all this stuff and I asked "lets see it." Now, HE said it was a 13 second car. We walk up to the car... (already we are off to a bad start because half the car doesn't know what color it wants to be, NOS seat covers, and NOS stickers lining the side of the car like a stockcar) and he jumps in to start it up. I walk behind the car and it has the BIGGEST F***ING fart can i have seen in my life. It was so big it was actually indenting the rear bumper. Anyways, he starts the car up and revs it and then shuts it off. I ask him to pop the hood to see supposed 13 second engine. He does, and what beholds my eyes is a POS poorly made "homemade" CAI, a SPRAY painted Valve cover (also complete with nos stickers), and a plethra of performance stickers.
in the end, the car would have been luck to have been pulling 15's. This, my friends, was a toyota CAMRY!
#18
#20
RE: "Grade A" bullsh%ter
ORIGINAL: Freerider
BAH!!
In the car world, when it comes to listening to people.... I take my eyes SEEING to believe anything anyone says.
Ex:
Some douche at autozone tried to sell my (dumb) friend his car. He was saying all this stuff and I asked "lets see it." Now, HE said it was a 13 second car. We walk up to the car... (already we are off to a bad start because half the car doesn't know what color it wants to be, NOS seat covers, and NOS stickers lining the side of the car like a stockcar) and he jumps in to start it up. I walk behind the car and it has the BIGGEST F***ING fart can i have seen in my life. It was so big it was actually indenting the rear bumper. Anyways, he starts the car up and revs it and then shuts it off. I ask him to pop the hood to see supposed 13 second engine. He does, and what beholds my eyes is a POS poorly made "homemade" CAI, a SPRAY painted Valve cover (also complete with nos stickers), and a plethra of performance stickers.
in the end, the car would have been luck to have been pulling 15's. This, my friends, was a toyota CAMRY!
BAH!!
In the car world, when it comes to listening to people.... I take my eyes SEEING to believe anything anyone says.
Ex:
Some douche at autozone tried to sell my (dumb) friend his car. He was saying all this stuff and I asked "lets see it." Now, HE said it was a 13 second car. We walk up to the car... (already we are off to a bad start because half the car doesn't know what color it wants to be, NOS seat covers, and NOS stickers lining the side of the car like a stockcar) and he jumps in to start it up. I walk behind the car and it has the BIGGEST F***ING fart can i have seen in my life. It was so big it was actually indenting the rear bumper. Anyways, he starts the car up and revs it and then shuts it off. I ask him to pop the hood to see supposed 13 second engine. He does, and what beholds my eyes is a POS poorly made "homemade" CAI, a SPRAY painted Valve cover (also complete with nos stickers), and a plethra of performance stickers.
in the end, the car would have been luck to have been pulling 15's. This, my friends, was a toyota CAMRY!