Oh SH*T!!
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Oh SH*T!!
I almost wrecked today.. and here's the story...
Ok, it had been snowing and the roads were abit wet from the melted snow that wasn't laying and here I was, driving down the Bayshore Rd (Main road) in Villas, NJ minding my business going 35ish in a 35MPH zone. When out of nowhere this wrinkly, old, cotton topped, blue haired bitch in a gold crown vic pulls RIGHT out in front of me. I immediately slam on the brakes and my wheels lock up. I pull off to the side JUST missing her by mere inches! and just as I avoid the near collision of neon and crown vic (which would have left me in peices and her with a small knick in the paint). I look in my rear view mirror right after the near accident and what do I see? Take a wild guess!
Yes! a cop! So I'm like oh ****... His lights flick on and I pull over. at this point I'm thinking he's going after me. Nope, he shut his lights off and he sped by me and went straight after her. I was like Oh ****!
At this point in time I'm thinking "Thank you, a cop is finally around and goes after someone who f*cked up and did me wrong"
Justice was served
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Ok, it had been snowing and the roads were abit wet from the melted snow that wasn't laying and here I was, driving down the Bayshore Rd (Main road) in Villas, NJ minding my business going 35ish in a 35MPH zone. When out of nowhere this wrinkly, old, cotton topped, blue haired bitch in a gold crown vic pulls RIGHT out in front of me. I immediately slam on the brakes and my wheels lock up. I pull off to the side JUST missing her by mere inches! and just as I avoid the near collision of neon and crown vic (which would have left me in peices and her with a small knick in the paint). I look in my rear view mirror right after the near accident and what do I see? Take a wild guess!
Yes! a cop! So I'm like oh ****... His lights flick on and I pull over. at this point I'm thinking he's going after me. Nope, he shut his lights off and he sped by me and went straight after her. I was like Oh ****!
At this point in time I'm thinking "Thank you, a cop is finally around and goes after someone who f*cked up and did me wrong"
Justice was served
[/end story]
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