Oh SH*T!!
I almost wrecked today.. and here's the story...
Ok, it had been snowing and the roads were abit wet from the melted snow that wasn't laying and here I was, driving down the Bayshore Rd (Main road) in Villas, NJ minding my business going 35ish in a 35MPH zone. When out of nowhere this wrinkly, old, cotton topped, blue haired bitch in a gold crown vic pulls RIGHT out in front of me. I immediately slam on the brakes and my wheels lock up. I pull off to the side JUST missing her by mere inches! and just as I avoid the near collision of neon and crown vic (which would have left me in peices and her with a small knick in the paint). I look in my rear view mirror right after the near accident and what do I see? Take a wild guess!
Yes! a cop! So I'm like oh ****... His lights flick on and I pull over. at this point I'm thinking he's going after me. Nope, he shut his lights off and he sped by me and went straight after her. I was like Oh ****!
At this point in time I'm thinking "Thank you, a cop is finally around and goes after someone who f*cked up and did me wrong"
Justice was served
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Ok, it had been snowing and the roads were abit wet from the melted snow that wasn't laying and here I was, driving down the Bayshore Rd (Main road) in Villas, NJ minding my business going 35ish in a 35MPH zone. When out of nowhere this wrinkly, old, cotton topped, blue haired bitch in a gold crown vic pulls RIGHT out in front of me. I immediately slam on the brakes and my wheels lock up. I pull off to the side JUST missing her by mere inches! and just as I avoid the near collision of neon and crown vic (which would have left me in peices and her with a small knick in the paint). I look in my rear view mirror right after the near accident and what do I see? Take a wild guess!
Yes! a cop! So I'm like oh ****... His lights flick on and I pull over. at this point I'm thinking he's going after me. Nope, he shut his lights off and he sped by me and went straight after her. I was like Oh ****!
At this point in time I'm thinking "Thank you, a cop is finally around and goes after someone who f*cked up and did me wrong"
Justice was served
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Well atleast you didnt hit the car. And, atleast the cop went after her. But, you still have to be careful even if it isnt your fault, hence you slamming on your brakes and moving over out of the way. Dont want to break those new side markers.
Trust me...they do. I've been pulled over several times for bullcrap. You'll probably get pulled over now just because you said that.



