The Official 2nd Gen RAM Forum OT thread
Professional
Joined: Apr 2012
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From: SC
All of my tools are these, especially when trying to get the damn disty cap back on (love mah sausage fingers lmao!)
Champion
Joined: Oct 2009
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SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOL[/U]: (A personal favorite!!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a BITCH!' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
Unfortunately I have been on the receiving end of this little practice, once I was knocked to the ground by a flying 3/8 ratchet, the other was a socket in the back, just at the wrong spot at the wrong time. The amount of times I have seen this do damage to other vehicles/property is unbelievable. If you have to throw a tool out of rage close your tool box and find a new career.
Unfortunately I have been on the receiving end of this little practice, once I was knocked to the ground by a flying 3/8 ratchet, the other was a socket in the back, just at the wrong spot at the wrong time. The amount of times I have seen this do damage to other vehicles/property is unbelievable. If you have to throw a tool out of rage close your tool box and find a new career.
A few others:
Jesus Clip Remover: AKA Snap ring pliers. These are called "Jesus Clip Removers" because every time you compress a snap ring, and it flies, you scream, "JESUS!!"
Timing Light: For advanced mechanics. We use these to set our base ignition timing before top dead center.
BFH: This acronym stands for "Big F*&^ing Hammer". This tool is quite versatile in achieving several levels of pounding characteristics.
Jesus Clip Remover: AKA Snap ring pliers. These are called "Jesus Clip Removers" because every time you compress a snap ring, and it flies, you scream, "JESUS!!"
Timing Light: For advanced mechanics. We use these to set our base ignition timing before top dead center.
BFH: This acronym stands for "Big F*&^ing Hammer". This tool is quite versatile in achieving several levels of pounding characteristics.
Legend
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 8,663
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From: Central Oklahoma
A few others:
Jesus Clip Remover: AKA Snap ring pliers. These are called "Jesus Clip Removers" because every time you compress a snap ring, and it flies, you scream, "JESUS!!"
Timing Light: For advanced mechanics. We use these to set our base ignition timing before top dead center.
BFH: This acronym stands for "Big F*&^ing Hammer". This tool is quite versatile in achieving several levels of pounding characteristics.
Jesus Clip Remover: AKA Snap ring pliers. These are called "Jesus Clip Removers" because every time you compress a snap ring, and it flies, you scream, "JESUS!!"
Timing Light: For advanced mechanics. We use these to set our base ignition timing before top dead center.
BFH: This acronym stands for "Big F*&^ing Hammer". This tool is quite versatile in achieving several levels of pounding characteristics.