It what is your average mpg

 

So, tell me....Have you found Jesus?

 

Dude, they haven't told you yet? He's sorta like Santa Clause, doesn't really exist.

 

Mosaic

 

Sure he does.

 

Seriously some of the funniest stuff I have ever rotflmao'd at.

 

Yes I have. I was saved a little over a year ago.

Sorry Stewie but he does exist... There are well over 5000 witnesses.

Average MPG? Well that is hard to tell as it will vary depending on whether we are towing or not. Towing 8-12. Avg Highway is 14-16, has gotten 20MPG average before on a 80mi trip. Never over 20 yet. I'm anxious to see if it gains any with the manual.

 

Yeah! Tommy Chong used to hang out with that dude!


Oh, wait, you meant Jesus. He exists, too! Mows my lawn in the summertime, and goes back home to Guatemala in winter to hang out with his old lady and their rugrats.

 

When I was in Fort Wayne once.... I was walking thru downtown, and saw some guy carrying a cross down the sidewalk..... He was dressed completely in deerskin, hadn't bathed in this century.... could have powered new york for a month just from the oil in his hair..... he stopped me, and asked: "Have you heard the word of God today, brother?".... I said: "Yup, and he told me to stay away from folks carrying crosses, wearing deerskin....."

 

HeyYou, lol... A person we know indirectly had a person walk up to him and tell him, "I am Jesus." The guy said, "Until you are out on the street healing the sick and preaching the kingdom of God I won't believe it." Needless to say that "Jesus" lost his voice.