I'm not really going to do it. I was joking with her last night about getting her one then I said, "hey, you have a birthday coming up". That's when I grabbed her phone (I have a stupid phone, she has a smart one) and put this thread up.

We've been together for 10 years and engaged for 5 (girlfriend sounds better than fiancee, not quite as French/gay).
She's been used to me messing with her for about 11 years so she doesn't get mad about comments like that because she knows that I still enjoy being her thigh master and that I'm only joking.

As far as a subtle way to get her toned up a little bit, I did get her a set of golf clubs and I'm always trying to get her to go play with me. Golf is better for you than spending all of your free time sitting at the computer or watching tv.
I've got the golf fever and I'm hoping that it'll rub off on her a little bit after I get us both some lessons. Right now she likes the par 3 courses because they're short (under 200 yards) and she can't hit the ball very far or straight. After getting lessons she might get to liking the courses that are mostly 350-500 yards long.

 

i know where your going with this , tighter thighs for a tighter *****

 

^ a-hmm..... tighter abs... lets go with abs...

 

^^Ab's and thighs.
This thread is just so....strange.

I'm still laughing.
BTW, Sheriff...why not just get (God forbid), married??


She still might cost the same.

 

Marriage comes after the house.

 

... and the lift, and tires/wheels, and the shop, and the tools, and the dirt bikes, and the snowmobiles, and the...

Thats if you do it right.

 

Only to answer the question "I wonder what it would feel like to get beaten to death with a thigh master?"