Would it be a good idea to get your girlfriend a thigh master for her birthday?

 

Nope....Not at all

 

Depends. If she's the sort who holds a grudge you could end up with a cracked skull down the line.

 

WOW!

Things sure have changed since I was a young man.

Back in my day you bought her a dozen roses, took her out the fanciest eatin' house your budget could stand, then maybe a movie.
Depending on how serious you were, you might buy her a nice piece of jewelry or some other personal item...
Then hope that later you'd be able to give her something you'd both enjoy. Maybe you more??

Now you can buy her a thighmaster...nothing says happy birthday better.

I can only imagine the look on my gf's face if she unwrapped a thighmaster.

And the look on the doctors face as he tries to explain> "I don't how that got in there that far sir, but it'll take some work to remove." "Breath into the mask and count backwards from 100."

 

NO. NO. NO. a thousand ****ing times NO.

dinner, movie, watch, jewelry, shopping trip, manicure, flowers, tires, brakes, books, cooking tools, car accessories, electronics, anything other than a thighmaster.

 

Nothing like a gift that says "I think you have fat thighs."...........

Maybe if you wanted her to be your EX-girlfriend.......

 

If she is the type who likes to work out occasionally (or quite often), and has been talking about getting one for a while now, then sure, go for it. Otherwise, I'd personally stick with flowers and a movie.

 

Only if you're a masochist!

 

No no no. If you do it right - be that dinner, movie, flowers, jewelry, or something else that she will really like - you will be her thighmaster at the end of the night.

 

Even if she asked for it, no. Maybe, possibly, if you also got her 10lbs of chocolate as well.