Doctor Visit
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Doctor Visit
I went to the doctor last week for my annual exam. The doctor gave me a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day I returned to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the I explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then her armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor? 'Sure', I replied, 'but none of us could get the jar open.'
The next day I returned to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the I explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then her armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor? 'Sure', I replied, 'but none of us could get the jar open.'
