Why is Bud Light so popular?
It tastes like a good beer that was shaken up, popped open, left in the sun until half of it evaporated, filled back up with water then chilled and served.

Why is Bieber so popular?
I don't think I need to give a reason for the question.

Why are Nissan Cubes popular?
Every time I see one I can't help but chuckle a little.

Why are stogies so popular?
You know, the ones that smell like dirt and dog crap.

Why is the wigger style so popular?
You know, the flat rimmed hat that is barely resting on the head and clothes that are made for someone that is 300 lbs heavier than the person wearing them. Do they not realize that they look retarded?

Why are fake nails so popular?
$50, are you kidding? I don't know about y'all but I don't really care what a womans nails look like and while I might notice them eventually, they aren't what I tend to look at.

Why are low profile tires so popular?
You know, the ones that have about .5" tires on them. Insert sarcastic tone: A rough ride and cracked rims after hitting a pothole sound pretty good to me.

Why do stump grinders cost the same to rent as a Bobcat?
I'm talking about the little walk behind stump grinders. In that case I will just get the Bobcat and pop the stumps out of the ground then move some dirt around while I have it.

Why... I have a million of them but that's all for now.

 

Lol all true but the low profile tires. I own a couple sets.

 

Because bud light is man's greatest creation.Ever.

The media loves it when a woman thinks she can sing regardless of what it sounds like... Wait, what? That's a dude? Oh, in that case.... it's because the general public is very, very stupid.

The same reason kids like to play with cardboard boxes rather than the toys they once contained. The novelty will wear off soon enough, and people will realize how idiotic they (the cubes) and the various scion "boxes" look.

No, they do not realize they look retarded, because in order to be a purveyor of this "fashion" one has to be mentally impaired in some way.

Fun Fact: Sagging originated in our nations prison system as a way for a gay man to advertise that he was available (*** hanging out).

Women want to impress other women more than they want to impress men.

 

Hey theres nothing wrong with bud light, pretty much everyone will drink it

 

It is cheap but it takes a 18 pack just to catch a buzz. This allows the youngsters to brag about how many beers they can drink.

Whats a "Bieber" ?

Good MPG ?

Cigarettes are more popular and smell just as bad or worse then a stogie.

Flat rimmed hat on a wigger? Thats a "FLAT BILLER"...The rest is true and i LMAO.......And the bling bling.

DUDE...Long nail on the back is epic good. Among other place's.

Havent got a clue why. Never had a vehicle to run low pro tires.

Depends on the stumper your renting. 13hp, 20hp or the Tim Allen 36hp.

Got one here.

Why does everyone type one sentence paragraphs?

Even the NEWBIES type this way.

Reads like the same person.

Over and over again.

Makes me wonder if it is? huh?

 

I was looking at the 9 and the 13hp, they were really close in price.

The one sentence or point per line is for readability. If you're telling someone what they need to do to fix their truck then it makes it easier if you have one step per line. If you cram a bunch of info into a paragraph then it is easy to overlook something in that paragraph, especially if you read it quickly. When that happens then you will have to go back and read the paragraph again to understand what the person is saying.

 

This is gold.
Or at least has the potential.


Usually I can think of strange questions.
But, alas, not today.

 

I love Bud Lite? and it doesnt take a 18 rack for me to get wasted. Its about 8. haha and Coors tastes like what you described Bud as. I hate that stuff, but we all have our preferences.

 

Molson Canadian is much better.

 

Hey Sheriff if you rent a stump grinder, bring it up here, I got about 20 stumps I need done and I'll split the rental with you and give you a truck bed full of firewood.