I just heard this on the radio for the first time today...and thought I woule google it and share here on DF! I was laughing so hard I am sure people in town wondered what I was doing!

(To the tune of Jingle Bells!)

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rus-ty Chev-ro-let!

 

I love that song. I have it on my ipod.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCcAOn_yY3A

 

LOLOL. You could substitute any brand in there ya wanted. Though I have visions of an 80's era chevy truck being the star of that particular ditty.

 

NSFW, and don't want to annoy the modder-haters:

http://tinyurl.com/7yohube

 

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if not for chevy's our tools would rust.

 

AMEN to that brother