Dodge Forum Veteran Here - Need Advice
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Joined: Oct 2010
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From: Big Rapids, MI
Alright, I'll play along with a few.....
1. Don't take any wooden nickels.
2. Leak-proof seals will, self-starters won't, and nature is a mother.
3. Never pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you. (my personal favorite for now)
4. Don't put your dick anywhere you wouldn't put your fingers. (I thought the other way around looked kind of ***-backwards)
5. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
That's it for now. I may think of some more later.
By the way, I also miss George Carlin. He was a freakin' genius.
Oh, I just thought of one more for you, Vdub......
6. USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION!!!!!!!
1. Don't take any wooden nickels.
2. Leak-proof seals will, self-starters won't, and nature is a mother.
3. Never pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you. (my personal favorite for now)
4. Don't put your dick anywhere you wouldn't put your fingers. (I thought the other way around looked kind of ***-backwards)
5. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
That's it for now. I may think of some more later.
By the way, I also miss George Carlin. He was a freakin' genius.
Oh, I just thought of one more for you, Vdub......
6. USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION!!!!!!!
Last edited by Josh_Putman; Oct 15, 2012 at 02:52 AM.
