Amen, Just picked up a 263 piece craftsman set of tools for $169.99, a 19.2v hand drill for 39.99, and a 1/2 drive torque wrench for 39.99 on BlackFriday. Can't believe Igot up at 4am for it, but there were like 6 other guys at the doors at Sears before me who were drooling over the tool deals in the flyer.

 

A large vocabulary of profanity and cursing.

 

Really? I justalternate F bombs andS bombs rapidly and in no particular pattern, with an occasional MF'er for spice.

 

Yeah, I toss in a few "Mother..." but usually it's "You f... son-of-a-co*ksucking".

Having been in the military teaches a thing or three about proper cursing

 

hehe good ole cursemixing, what gets me saying them things are usually when im laying under the vehicle and the rust and dirtalways knows where your eyes are, even when you have goggles on.

 

man, theres also a certain magic to barking out F**king C*nt too. I've found I like those 4 in 1 screwdrivers, and also the trusty sawzall and bailing wire, and EVERYBODY needs a can of PB B'LASTER.

 

DUCK TAPE!!!

 

Can't go wrong with a BFH.
Also, learn the father's words from A Christmas Story.

 

The MF'er is my bread and butter.

An air compressor is always handy too. The bigger the better. Also, ductape and papertowels to make padded armor for your arms so you can keep going on things that want to tear up your arms. I still have a scar from tightening header bolts on an lt1.

 

OOOOO MAN.,.... almost damn forgot

you need to get a set of screwdrivers WITH the keeper clips on the ends of them... they were really popular with electricians years ago untill latley have been hard to find.... untill the other day sears had a whole setof craftsmans... if your not sure what i speak of lemme know i think i can scab a pic from somewhere

and a BFH... bigger the better

and of coarse... fridge full of beer,, back pocket full of copenhagen,,,and a mouth full of curse